"Ok now everyone just...just calm down..."

[sambothedork]

It's ok...I'M really the president. Don't believe election news and such, that is just what they tell you. True I don't meet any of the legal standards to be president but they also secretly ammended those. So rest assured, I am really the president. Not Bush, not Kerry no not even Nader. It's me. Thank you all for your support. Yay America.
Your President,
Samuel C. Fisher