I am awesome at telling kids what to do
I don't want kids. Everybody knows that. But if I do have kids, there will be two mandatory and non-negotiable rules in our household:
1. You must read The Hobbit and all of the Lord of the Rings trilogy before you are allowed to see the Lord of the Rings movies.
2. When you decide you want to watch Star Wars, you must watch the films in the order in which they were made.
I'm serious, if I catch a kid flipping channels on TV and stopping on one of those movies out of order, there's going to be major trouble.
1. You must read The Hobbit and all of the Lord of the Rings trilogy before you are allowed to see the Lord of the Rings movies.
2. When you decide you want to watch Star Wars, you must watch the films in the order in which they were made.
I'm serious, if I catch a kid flipping channels on TV and stopping on one of those movies out of order, there's going to be major trouble.