The weekend that was last...
well well.....
Good weekend...... Went out on friday...was a bit slow but cool....went to work on saturdya...missed the first bus....smoking in your bed is fun..... had a mini party before going out....had harry,dom,alex,and metcalfe round then lauren and ashleigh turned up later.Had some harsh shots of vodka at mine. Left good olde simonstone for blackburn.......met more lesbians......had fun..... had 3 taxis and a minibus full go back to mine.........i went to the cash machine with kat then the garage with ashleigh..... Made metcalfe loan to me to a clean £50.......got to the taxi rank to discover pud had ordered me a taxi.......with riley shouting my name over and over me,paul and lukas got in the taxi and set off to the sunny hills of the 'stone. Got there.....needed to empty my bladder, riley also needed his bladder emptyying.....it was a race to the toilets.....both of which were occupied........patience was learned......then i went off in search of metcalfe and paul......sprinting full steam down simonstone lane towards them where they were perched on a fence...passing a suprisingly familiar minibus......when i realised it was the B+B minibus i was too out of breath to stand up........falling to my knees i saw ppl coming from the minibus.....i then had to pay like a fiver towards the minibus......gooddaaamittt....anyways....went home and tried to paly computer games when i realised that i couldnt be bothered movign my fingers i decided to watch fear and loathing....toook metcalfe and the lesbians to my room and watched fear and loathing........only me and metcalfe laughed.......maybe lesbians dont get the humour of fear and loathing......hmmmm.......tiles were broken on my roof and too many fag ends in the garden, brothers bedsheets were dirty........except that my mum was into the cleanlyness of my house...
OTHER THIGNS THAT HAPPENED
- riley had a wank and made loads of noise
- hayley gave up conciousness within an hour of being at mine
- i apparently twitch when i sleep.....i deny this
- metcalfe lost his wallet
- paul forgot that he was in my sisters bed and told me he was at home
- riley is too lazy move from his bed so rings ppl downstairs with request of beer and blankets...
- i jumped off my roof again....not that thats cool anymore
- tiles on the roof are broken.......again
- no more going on the roof
- emma and joanna came for maybe an hour then left agian....the question is why?! it was a fun time for all...and they left...oh dear
- i woke up feeling very healthy...i also looked healthy.lol
- Who went home naked?! theres still a skirt in my room :S
- okay...so i just saw my mum being passed a empty bottle of lambrini from my neighbour who got it from her hedge....thats the greatest thing about a party....things turn up for weeks on end...
- i crawled into my bed the next day....and it smeelled like lesbians
Hope it was fun...
Good weekend...... Went out on friday...was a bit slow but cool....went to work on saturdya...missed the first bus....smoking in your bed is fun..... had a mini party before going out....had harry,dom,alex,and metcalfe round then lauren and ashleigh turned up later.Had some harsh shots of vodka at mine. Left good olde simonstone for blackburn.......met more lesbians......had fun..... had 3 taxis and a minibus full go back to mine.........i went to the cash machine with kat then the garage with ashleigh..... Made metcalfe loan to me to a clean £50.......got to the taxi rank to discover pud had ordered me a taxi.......with riley shouting my name over and over me,paul and lukas got in the taxi and set off to the sunny hills of the 'stone. Got there.....needed to empty my bladder, riley also needed his bladder emptyying.....it was a race to the toilets.....both of which were occupied........patience was learned......then i went off in search of metcalfe and paul......sprinting full steam down simonstone lane towards them where they were perched on a fence...passing a suprisingly familiar minibus......when i realised it was the B+B minibus i was too out of breath to stand up........falling to my knees i saw ppl coming from the minibus.....i then had to pay like a fiver towards the minibus......gooddaaamittt....anyways....went home and tried to paly computer games when i realised that i couldnt be bothered movign my fingers i decided to watch fear and loathing....toook metcalfe and the lesbians to my room and watched fear and loathing........only me and metcalfe laughed.......maybe lesbians dont get the humour of fear and loathing......hmmmm.......tiles were broken on my roof and too many fag ends in the garden, brothers bedsheets were dirty........except that my mum was into the cleanlyness of my house...
OTHER THIGNS THAT HAPPENED
- riley had a wank and made loads of noise
- hayley gave up conciousness within an hour of being at mine
- i apparently twitch when i sleep.....i deny this
- metcalfe lost his wallet
- paul forgot that he was in my sisters bed and told me he was at home
- riley is too lazy move from his bed so rings ppl downstairs with request of beer and blankets...
- i jumped off my roof again....not that thats cool anymore
- tiles on the roof are broken.......again
- no more going on the roof
- emma and joanna came for maybe an hour then left agian....the question is why?! it was a fun time for all...and they left...oh dear
- i woke up feeling very healthy...i also looked healthy.lol
- Who went home naked?! theres still a skirt in my room :S
- okay...so i just saw my mum being passed a empty bottle of lambrini from my neighbour who got it from her hedge....thats the greatest thing about a party....things turn up for weeks on end...
- i crawled into my bed the next day....and it smeelled like lesbians
Hope it was fun...