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Title: Jesus Presents: The Beatlettes - Part III of III - but also part I of II of part III- In Which These Vaginas Say Hello To Their Significant Other In A Sexual Way
Pairings: Johnette/Paulette and Georgette/Ringoette
Rating: NC-17 because totally hawt lesbian-Beatle sexy sexing in this very chapter. Can you tell how into it I am.
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I enjoyed this, but only 13% of me did, since AS WE ALL KNOW I am 13% lesbian.
"Such little touches, and a moisture between her melty legs was already making a special guest appearance on The Ringoette Show, her over-excitement clear as, well, you know. Make up your own naughty simile there."
This metaphor. And goodness, this is such an interactive fic! Cor!
"“Wanna go on the beach?” She asked, pushing the girl’s hand away when she tried but failed to take her nose off."
Okay but this is quite cute why are you doing that.
"The younger girl grinned and gave her a little peck on the cheek, nuzzling the girl’s neck like a happy neko-chan, nyaah~ “Okay, let’s go then.” "
No fuck off before I have to make love to you.
"But something in her was just itching to try and she couldn’t go back now, the added possibility of getting caught making her feel hot and spicy like yummy Mexican rice."
so tru lol xoxo
"And not to mention horny, so very, very horny. So terribly horny that she was seeing dots. Dots everywhere in the shape of Georgette’s waiting vagina."
You've already had my initial reaction to this but to reiterate sdjkghskldfgh.
"“’Ey uh, Georgette?”
“Hang on a minnut, sorry,” Georgette mumbled into the shell before she looked over at her curiously, “Wot.”"
"Ringoette was sure Georgette was waiting for another, but just as she started bringing her face back in the younger girl turned her head and brought the conch back up to her ear saying, “’Kay, m’back,” and proceeded to talk into the shell to absolutely no one but herself."
gfsdjk no stobbid right now.
"“No lemme go! I didn’t get to say bye! They’ll think I’m a cunt!”"
I want this printed on a t-shirt or maybe on my children's birth certificates who knows.
"“Wouldn’t ya rather ‘ave fun with me than play with tha’ silly ‘ol thing?” She asked, her hand already trickling down the younger girl’s body like a horny stream of rain. "
You know, we don't get horny rain over here. But I do imagine it's like wiggly girl-fingers.
"She slid the pirate that was her hand between them to dig for buried treasure up under Georgette’s skirt"
All right this is a really fucking weird mental image. Also, Chamber of Secrets. I'm going to cry.
"The older girl bit her lip as she pulled the long object from her pocket, holding it up in the moonlight for the younger one to see and bracing herself for her reaction.
Georgette stared at the object blankly. “Wot..”"
NO. RINGOETTE, YOU MUSTN'T.
"“Well.. it’s a cucumber.” Ringoette explained when the girl stopped speaking."
WHAT DID I JUST SAY.
"“Jus’ think of it as less of a cucumber an’ more of a… cumcumber!”"
No okay that's it I can't do this please just take me here.
"Ringoette watched wide-eyed at the surprisingly steamy sight and although she couldn’t feel a thing, the lake between her legs reacted anyways by tingling and expanding into a small sea."
Gnarly.
"“Take it. Take it all, whore.”"
"“Oh yeh, suck my hypothetical-cock! Slob on my green knob!”"
ugh jfsdhgk no Ringoette stop it you're hurting me.
"“I was ready to ask ya to eat it I liked watchin’ so much!”
Georgette gasped, breaking out into disbelieving giggles, “Nuh uh!”
“I was!”"
Oh get a room you two! Tee hee hee!
"She lifted her head and their eyes met, the sappy little confession passing between them, and the both of them realized what she was really trying to say by it. Though, neither of them voiced it and instead opted to show it through a series of tender loving kisses."
No stop making it so cute.
"and skipped hand-in-hand home like the lovebirds they were. Ha, do you get it. Birds."
I do.
The ending was sort of really sweet tho I mean what are you trying to sexually confuse me or something. But this was rilly fukken funny and I did more sob laughs and snorts so I hope you're proud of yourself you fucking weirdo. LOL jk lu bb xoxoxxoxoxoxoxoxxoioxccv
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But hey, I'm glad I could appeal to your inner-lesbian. I myself happen to be 26% lesbian. Wow, I'm twice as lesbian as you. Maybe one day I'll convert you and help you surpass the 1/4 lesbian mark. Maybe one day.
I'm glad you quoted the shell bit dough, lmao. Not my favorite lines, although you did quote my favorite one eventually of course, but they are lines that touched me a lot in the giggle area. lol but the pirate one. Don't ask why, but that is actually my favorite line. Because I love pirates. And if I can incorporate them into anything and everything, I will cum.
Also, fun fact. The one about hypothetical-cock. That was the line I wrote this chapter around somehow lol. I just thought of it and I was like this must be done, it is my destiny.
I'm sorry sob sob I feel so dirty about it. It's really impossible not to make G/R cayoot okay no matter what the circumstances. They are just da fukken best even with perky breasts. Just take it.
Okay I am not a lion when I say this comment will forever be sealed in my heart as the bestest, bro.
You're a champ. A real team player. Here have a backrub. And I won't even pet your kitty unless you really want me too, tee hee. LOL omg stop u r 2 funee I LUB U (but nt n a lez way LMAO) <33333333
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Gosh, I'd really like that... *blushes*
But of course! Did u kno, I am descended from Spanish pirates, and I love vagina. It only made sense for the line to appeal to my inner pirate and also lesbian grunt grunt.
lol but it's okay because one can just accept that they are perpetually cute and then we can all pretend to be secure in our sexualities again.
Thank God because I used a lot of words to make it. btw it was 4000-something characters not words lol. It's like 775 words. But still.
Okay just stop it. LOL nt rly ur so funi LOL <3333 xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo ;P
I thought this one would be longer but apparently not.
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