The Arts - 1

[samberrie]

Title: The Arts (Ch. 1)
Author: samberrie
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: George/Ringo
Timeframe: 1957, but thinking more 1959-ish in the looks department.
Warnings: Gettin’ that AU vibe, unnecessarily long chapters, language - barely, eventual under-aged boy sex, and angst. Nothing too awful but yeah, there’s yer warning.
Summary:. Richard Starkey has recently been hired

Comments

[samberrie]

Yes, G/R is the cute one, J/P is the sexy one, J/G is the most realistic one (in my opinion okay) and cute as well. And J/R is.. er.. okay. If it's platonic. But otherwise it's just.. no. P/G is ugh I love it I don't know what else to say about it I just love it. I guess it's the brotherly one. And the P/R is just no. I have to admit... I kind of like J/P NC-17 scenes the best because they're the easiest to write and get into. I mostly like fluffy G/R. Okay what am I talking about why am I going on about this. Oh thank you, sniffle. Characterization is the most important thing.
I know but you're British lol. And you know about naughty things. And cottaging is a naughty British thing. But then again, you weren't around in the 50's.
I did but I was joking. But now I'm not, I kind of do wanna do the walk-in thing now. Maybe I will. Wait you drew Reggie?? Wtf, why wouldn't you send that to me.

Oh yes, everything is going according to plan. I'm turning you on to all sorts of Beatle sex goodies. Ringo is pretty hairy penis. Hairy penis.

I wanna watch Paul say it now lol. To YouTube. I like saying it like fookin, it sounds so tasty.

No, don't hide yourself from me you little soul. You're beautiful, inside and out. Show me! .. show me your stirring.

Only if you'll be a mock-beta okay. Like if you catch any weird mistakes or incomplete sentences you have to tell me because I usually miss them. Should I send you the second chapter now. No! I'll make you wait.

Well no I'm just saying the use of the word intestines is weird. Lol it's a funny image penis. I automatically type penis and almost say penis out loud now a days.

You should start your own psychic business where you guess writer's favorite lines in books. If you guess right, they have to send you royalty checks for the rest of their lives.

There are actually a lot of people who I assume have read this over the past two days seeing as they all viewed my journal. They just never comment, sob.

[spitrainbows]

In my mind Ringo having a sexual relationship with anyone other than George just doesn't work lol. I just can't even imagine it. John is the biggest whore, he works with most of them. I feel like such a slash virgin, I haven't even read that many different pairings. Maybe that was an awkward way of wording it but I am. Why don't the big men touch me.
It happened a lot in the '60s too, don't forget. When Wilfrid Brambell aka Paul's grandfather got done for it, that was in 1962. In Shepherd's Bush as well, that's right round the corner. That's how I first heard of it lol. It turned my 13-year-old world upside down, I tell ya. Naughty British things are my forté, I'm chuffed you noticed. I was around in spirit sob sob.
Well you have to do the walk-in thing. Even if he's just with some random rent boy. Just do it you slag. lol I just forgot about it and it was pretty shite. I will get it later if you want. I was trying to write the thing and then started drawing a very manly chin and Reggie came from it. He was pretty fucking dapper I gotta say.

I used to be such a nice Catholic schoolgirl before you came along. I didn't even know what a clitorius was. Oh yes Ringo is a pretty hairy penis.

I know, it's beautiful. I do old Northern accents more than any other, probably. Like ahh fook off ya slag yer a dehhrty coont. My favourite.

Are you sure? All the older girls at school laughed at me when I did before. How can I overcome my quivering shame.

Okay I want this mock-beta job. For free. See? How fucking nice am I. Ugh send it to me now! Why would you make me wait sob. My vinyl hasn't even arrived yet, I'm gonna cry all over you and your chest.

Intestines are beautiful what do you mean. lol I know right. I keep on going to say penis and then having to correct myself. I accidentally said it to my other Sam the other week. It was like "I thought I already did penis" and then "Oh yeah and I have a girlfriend now wait the fuck you on about sista." To paraphrase the conversation.

So are you sending me money or what.

Just let them know you're aware of them, let them know you can see through their masks. Then they'll feel too guilty not to comment! See. It works.