the toilet ate my phone

[sambeano]

tonight something terrible happened.  no, not the bears losing the superbowl moments ago.  my beloved phone, one of my one only sources of communication with the outside world, has left this world to join all of the other water (or pee)-logged phones in phone heaven.  it was a sad moment and i don't want to share the details because it hurts to think about it.  please email me so that i can have friends.  
srobeano@indiana.edu
please!  i beseech you all!
srobeano@indiana.edu
i will be waiting for all of your emails with some hope in these bleak moments.  you can ask for my address in emails as well and send me some old-fashioned snail mail.  peyton manning just got a car.  all i want is a phone.  please let me know that you still love me and write me!
srobeano@Indiana.edu
thanks to my secretary and favorite roomie ellie who is typing this right now.  thanks to chloe too.  without you, this night would not be possible.  i hope your crotch heals in time.

thanks all!  i love you!