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[sambacon]

i thought this was cool
so i stole it from sam and ilana.

if you call me..

sam: you are anyone from teachers to my sister
samantha: you are my mom or mr cheng <3
samantha jo: you are david ayo and most likely someone from myspace
sammy jo: you are my mom and or father
samo (or is it sambo): you are my father
bacon: you are sam antico and everyone else, especially the levittown crew <3
sam bacon: you are the long island scene
baco: you are philip carmel antico
rhino: you are alyssa
kaboose: you are alyssa
gorhilla: you are alyssa
flava flav: you are on my lacrosse ream
sam-antha: you are bianca when shes mad at me
samanta ray: you are sasha or alison
samuel l. jackson: you think youre funny
samuel: you are john simon
supergirl: you are gay
sambo the clown yo: you are my brother zach
baconinja: you are bunce
feigs: you are sam calem
feigman: you are peter falen aka pistol pete
sammy sam: you are ms. gow
sama lama: you are diana belifore and a few others
s-money: you are j-groove
sampson: you are i dont know but people do it
weird girl: you are poochio
girlfriend: you are mike from patent pending buttt i dont talk to you anymore :(
ms. feigman: you are mr mcclarty
sierra: you are alexis

haha i pulled some of those out of my ass. but people do call me them. and theres definitely missing ones. i cant remember right now.