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Having a blast over here (finally). All the relatives are down from everywhere for the moment. Once the 9 month old Ash from Ontario and her 7 year old big sister Carls were off to bed, We are NOT watching HBO's "Dexter" tonight because everybody it seems is tired as all get out except me and the over-tired 14 year old Nic from Alberta...
So me and Nic stay up until 1am (just now), reinventing and making-hilarious card games. Once Go-Fish becomes boring, we start telling jokes...
A duck walks into a bar, asks the bartender, "Do you have any grapes?"
Bartender says, "no." Duck leaves. Half-hour later, duck comes back. "Do you have any grapes?"
Bartender says, "no." Duck leaves. Half-hour later, duck comes back."Do you have any grapes?"
Bartender says, "no. And if you ask me one more time if we have any grapes, I'm going to nail your beak to the wall!" Duck leaves. Half-hour later, duck comes back.
"Do you have any nails?"
Bartender says, "no." Duck nodds and says, "Okay... Do you have any grapes?"
Run out of jokes to tell, then we decide that Go Fish would be more fun if we did it without speaking. Sign-language is awesome fun, but the best part was telling the other person to 'go fish' cause we mimicked Carson Beckett's fishing mime from Stargate Atlantis episode Sunday.
Nic wanted to change games after a while, and somehow we ended up playing 21... but we played it as 31 and instead of a five card charlie we have a seven card nut (which was a hilarious reference to Nic teaching me sign language and my horrible attempt as saying in sign that "Nic may contain nuts"). We placed bets with goldfish crackers.
ME: Hit... hit... Okay, I'm good.
NIC: Okay, me too.
ME: Okay, Nic. Place your fish.
*fishy bets are placed*
ME: Okay, call.
NIC: Bust!
ME: Bust!
NIC: *gathers fish bets* HA Dealer takes.
ME: Booo
So me and Nic stay up until 1am (just now), reinventing and making-hilarious card games. Once Go-Fish becomes boring, we start telling jokes...
A duck walks into a bar, asks the bartender, "Do you have any grapes?"
Bartender says, "no." Duck leaves. Half-hour later, duck comes back. "Do you have any grapes?"
Bartender says, "no." Duck leaves. Half-hour later, duck comes back."Do you have any grapes?"
Bartender says, "no. And if you ask me one more time if we have any grapes, I'm going to nail your beak to the wall!" Duck leaves. Half-hour later, duck comes back.
"Do you have any nails?"
Bartender says, "no." Duck nodds and says, "Okay... Do you have any grapes?"
Run out of jokes to tell, then we decide that Go Fish would be more fun if we did it without speaking. Sign-language is awesome fun, but the best part was telling the other person to 'go fish' cause we mimicked Carson Beckett's fishing mime from Stargate Atlantis episode Sunday.
Nic wanted to change games after a while, and somehow we ended up playing 21... but we played it as 31 and instead of a five card charlie we have a seven card nut (which was a hilarious reference to Nic teaching me sign language and my horrible attempt as saying in sign that "Nic may contain nuts"). We placed bets with goldfish crackers.
ME: Hit... hit... Okay, I'm good.
NIC: Okay, me too.
ME: Okay, Nic. Place your fish.
*fishy bets are placed*
ME: Okay, call.
NIC: Bust!
ME: Bust!
NIC: *gathers fish bets* HA Dealer takes.
ME: Booo