these dreams go on when i close my eyes.
I had these ... bizarre dreams that don't make any sense. It made sense when I had them, but. D: Somehow Sev's OC, the characters from Avatar, Kingdom Hearts, Crisis Core, Mario Galaxy and Harvest Moon came together in one big orgy and one of them gave birth to this monstrosity.
Dream #1: There were a total of ... three guys. This peasant who lived on a shitty ranch, this step-father, and a baby. The step-father (who I will respectfully call James) was with a young woman (who I will name, uh, Nicole), who had a baby with another man (this one's name is, uhhhhhh... Bob?). The peasant (let's call him Jim-Bob) always admired Nicole, and Nicole always admired Jim-Bob (she seemed to be a bit of a whore, imho). James dies, and Nicole and Jim-Bob get married to live on his shitty ranch. The ranch looks like something from a Harvest Moon game. Despite living there, they're blissfully married ... until ANGST happens, of course. A sorcerer kills Nicole, blinds Bob who was a boy by then, and the ranch degrades and falls apart. This continues in an Avatar episode where Aang, Sokka and Zuko take Bob, who's a teenager at this point, to this mountain (which looked like the mountain by that one town in the fortuneteller episode). Bob starts crying blood, gets some magic voo doo passed on him, and gets his eyesight back. Uh, hooray and what does this have anything to do with Avatar? Nobody knows.
Dream #2: After Bob regains his eyesight, he befriends a badass chick on a bike. I'm calling her Crimson. Crimson and Bob fall in love. It was like a Smokey/Crimson or some shit. (When I wrote down this dream, I actually wrote Stripes/Smokey. lolol i was tired, man.)
Dream #3: Crimson becomes a villain at this point, and gets herself a sword. Maybe Bob died. No idea. Crimson proceeds to kidnap a shell of a character from Kingdom Hearts, which Sephiroth (Crisis Core version of Sephiroth, before he loses his fucking mind, btw) wins back and hides in his cloaks, and fights her off everytime she comes back after her trip around the Mushroom Kingdom area in Mario Galaxy. And everyone's there for Bush's farewell speech with fireworks and lots of confetti. .......... I told you this dream made no sense. ANYWAYS. Zack's there, but he's there to make fun of Sephiroth because he doesn't have a date. Sephiroth gets hella pissed and impatient, since, y'know, HE'S FIGHTING THIS CHICK OFF AND TRYING TO PROTECT SOMEONE. Heroes don't have time for a social life, y'know. Zack doesn't catch the hint, and tries to talk to Sora to get Sephiroth to find a date. Sora (Kingdom Hearts 2 version) goes over to Sephiroth and tries to point out chicks to him. Sephiroth is all, "I have no time or interest in trying to find a woman, I am busy trying to fight somebody off and protect this land, besides I don't like blondes anyway." Then Crimson comes back on turbo speed and tries to surprise Sephiroth, and they have an epic battle for ... five seconds. While Sephiroth's fighting, the shell of the KH character falls out of his cloak and TA-DA, it's Sora. Or heartless Sora. IDK. Sora sees this, and either gets realy angsty or really sappy, and drops to his knees and sobs loudly. Sephiroth is all awkward and all, "uhhhhh" about it.
..................... and that's it.
Dream #1: There were a total of ... three guys. This peasant who lived on a shitty ranch, this step-father, and a baby. The step-father (who I will respectfully call James) was with a young woman (who I will name, uh, Nicole), who had a baby with another man (this one's name is, uhhhhhh... Bob?). The peasant (let's call him Jim-Bob) always admired Nicole, and Nicole always admired Jim-Bob (she seemed to be a bit of a whore, imho). James dies, and Nicole and Jim-Bob get married to live on his shitty ranch. The ranch looks like something from a Harvest Moon game. Despite living there, they're blissfully married ... until ANGST happens, of course. A sorcerer kills Nicole, blinds Bob who was a boy by then, and the ranch degrades and falls apart. This continues in an Avatar episode where Aang, Sokka and Zuko take Bob, who's a teenager at this point, to this mountain (which looked like the mountain by that one town in the fortuneteller episode). Bob starts crying blood, gets some magic voo doo passed on him, and gets his eyesight back. Uh, hooray and what does this have anything to do with Avatar? Nobody knows.
Dream #2: After Bob regains his eyesight, he befriends a badass chick on a bike. I'm calling her Crimson. Crimson and Bob fall in love. It was like a Smokey/Crimson or some shit. (When I wrote down this dream, I actually wrote Stripes/Smokey. lolol i was tired, man.)
Dream #3: Crimson becomes a villain at this point, and gets herself a sword. Maybe Bob died. No idea. Crimson proceeds to kidnap a shell of a character from Kingdom Hearts, which Sephiroth (Crisis Core version of Sephiroth, before he loses his fucking mind, btw) wins back and hides in his cloaks, and fights her off everytime she comes back after her trip around the Mushroom Kingdom area in Mario Galaxy. And everyone's there for Bush's farewell speech with fireworks and lots of confetti. .......... I told you this dream made no sense. ANYWAYS. Zack's there, but he's there to make fun of Sephiroth because he doesn't have a date. Sephiroth gets hella pissed and impatient, since, y'know, HE'S FIGHTING THIS CHICK OFF AND TRYING TO PROTECT SOMEONE. Heroes don't have time for a social life, y'know. Zack doesn't catch the hint, and tries to talk to Sora to get Sephiroth to find a date. Sora (Kingdom Hearts 2 version) goes over to Sephiroth and tries to point out chicks to him. Sephiroth is all, "I have no time or interest in trying to find a woman, I am busy trying to fight somebody off and protect this land, besides I don't like blondes anyway." Then Crimson comes back on turbo speed and tries to surprise Sephiroth, and they have an epic battle for ... five seconds. While Sephiroth's fighting, the shell of the KH character falls out of his cloak and TA-DA, it's Sora. Or heartless Sora. IDK. Sora sees this, and either gets realy angsty or really sappy, and drops to his knees and sobs loudly. Sephiroth is all awkward and all, "uhhhhh" about it.
..................... and that's it.