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[samantilles]

I wasn't going to post this, but ah well... and this time, its more grammatically correct...

If you saw ME in a police car, for which crimes do you think I was arrested? Answer me, then post to your own journal and see the crimes of which you are accused.

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[sg_betty]

There sure are a lot of people on my flist who go to jail for beating people about the head and shoulders for using poor grammar. I'd better watch myself! ; )

[samantilles]

Assault was an option before I started going to therapy for it. Now my psychiatrist has me reading badly worded statements and trying to help me not physically cringe at the sight of them. Needless to say, its a slow process. I work really hard to insert grammatical errors in my writing to overcome this horrendous affliction.

[cleothemuse]

Hooray for grammatical correctness! Now for your crime...

You were arrested for vandalism. Yes, vandalism! Apparently the folks at Wal-Mart were none too happy with you for taking white spray paint and a black poster marker to all of their "Fifteen Items or Less" express lane signs. Of course, the English teacher waiting in lane three cheered you on for changing the signs to read: "Fifteen Items or Fewer", so you could hardly be blamed for resisting arrest to take your bows, now could you?

[samantilles]

after the trial, can I have the evidence, um my artwork, uh... the sign for keeps?? Just because??

[cleothemuse]

Not sure if they'll let you, but you might want to check with the English teacher. I hear she had her camera phone clicking like mad!

[aurora_novarum]

Molestation of gelatin. Although told repeatedly not to play with her food, Samantha could not resist molding Jell-o into letters in order to spell words. "How will they know what my name is." She cried.

Police are also holding her in suspicion of vandalizing a cereal box. Defense experts are being called to examine her seeming letter fetish.

[samantilles]

How can it be a crime if Bill Cosby showed me how to do it!?!?!?! As for the cereal box... well, I needed it!! I swears!!! Jack didn't want anyone else to eat his alpha-bits!! I just put his name on it!! We didn't Daniel to swipe it when he couldn't get his waffles!