Grad of the Century
I'm going to write about Ben's grad now before I put it off and put it off forever and then forget the whole thing.
We got to Villanova around quarter to 6 and went into the auditorium. What a gorgeous school! We had to wait for all the 8th graders to take their places and come walking down the aisles and stuff. Nick hasn't grown an inch since December. I feel so bad! He looked cute though and didn't walk funny like all the other guys.
Ben looked....Ben looked....I don't know...he looked dressy and formal. I looked hot and sexy! No...
but I did look good.
Haha.
And they said all this stuff about "Praise the Lord" and had all these speeches and stuff. And this 8th grader was like "Shit I messed up" and the crowd roared. I was just like..."Yeah." and laughed, just a tiny bit. Then the principal came up and he's like "Josh, the word is Feces." Then I started to laugh hysterically.
Ben had a speech about corn fields or something and I don't have a clue what it had to do with god but everyone kept putting their heads down and saying Amen and "The father, son and holy food" or something. It was difficult for me to listen to all that religious stuff. I don't like it.
Then they had this really long powerpoint and all the kids pictures of when they were kids and I thought "How embarassing", even though they did it in grade 5 for me and I didn't mind because I only gave them one pic!
So there were these guys after the graduation and they were really hot! One looked like Kyle Snider and the other one was like...uhm...I dont know? He had faded blonde hair, brown roots, he acted really stupid though. I introduced myself to Kyle Sleiman, the one who looked like Snider, and he was being gay, so I just left.
I met most of the guys, or all of them for that matter, but I wasn't interested in meeting the girls. I met the Valedictorian, I don't remember his name though, Marco, Kyle, Danny, like all of them. Nick and I left at slow songs and went to hang out with Jessie. She was...cool. Kind of what I expected, but different. I heard she was a slut, but she was just like me...? Am I a slut? I don't really know...
^ ^ Nick and I ^ ^
^ ^ Danny and I ^ ^
Yeah...the principal came up to me when the dance started and was like "You have to go. Here call your parents on my cell phone." I'm like "I can't go because I'm staying with Ben and his mom doesn't drive and her boyfriend is at work."
He just huffed and puffed and walked away. Then some other fatso teacher came up to us and made it so ridiculously obvious. She came up to Ben and she's like "Oh...who are these two? (She was talking about me and Jess...) They have to leave."
And so I repeated myself and for the rest of the night all of the teachers were watching me, Jess, Ben, and Terra.
I'm such a bitch.
I had fun. Justin and I were sort of dancing and then I would go on to Nick and then pass by Ben and do it all over again. Haha. It was hilarious. Then they started a train or something and Jess, Ben, Terra, Nick, Jessie, Justin and Marco were all in it so I had nowhere to go! Jess pulled me into the train but they couldn't keep up so we all just broke off.
Yeah that Danny kid was pretty cool. Jessie showed me how to do something with your eyes and then Danny came over and reeled her in like a fishy. My face was hurting I was smiling and laughing so much at the dance! Then he did the robot. I was like "Wow. That kid is cool."
Then I danced and Nick danced and we sang and I took pictures with everyone, but I didn't get that many on my camera, I don't know why?
But after that Nick left with Jessie or someone and then Terra's dad came to pick us up. It was about 11:00 when we got home to Bens. We ate, drank, then slept. Now I feel lonely because...I don't know why but I do.
And I'm out like a fat kid in a dodgeball game.
We got to Villanova around quarter to 6 and went into the auditorium. What a gorgeous school! We had to wait for all the 8th graders to take their places and come walking down the aisles and stuff. Nick hasn't grown an inch since December. I feel so bad! He looked cute though and didn't walk funny like all the other guys.
Ben looked....Ben looked....I don't know...he looked dressy and formal. I looked hot and sexy! No...
but I did look good.
Haha.
And they said all this stuff about "Praise the Lord" and had all these speeches and stuff. And this 8th grader was like "Shit I messed up" and the crowd roared. I was just like..."Yeah." and laughed, just a tiny bit. Then the principal came up and he's like "Josh, the word is Feces." Then I started to laugh hysterically.
Ben had a speech about corn fields or something and I don't have a clue what it had to do with god but everyone kept putting their heads down and saying Amen and "The father, son and holy food" or something. It was difficult for me to listen to all that religious stuff. I don't like it.
Then they had this really long powerpoint and all the kids pictures of when they were kids and I thought "How embarassing", even though they did it in grade 5 for me and I didn't mind because I only gave them one pic!
So there were these guys after the graduation and they were really hot! One looked like Kyle Snider and the other one was like...uhm...I dont know? He had faded blonde hair, brown roots, he acted really stupid though. I introduced myself to Kyle Sleiman, the one who looked like Snider, and he was being gay, so I just left.
I met most of the guys, or all of them for that matter, but I wasn't interested in meeting the girls. I met the Valedictorian, I don't remember his name though, Marco, Kyle, Danny, like all of them. Nick and I left at slow songs and went to hang out with Jessie. She was...cool. Kind of what I expected, but different. I heard she was a slut, but she was just like me...? Am I a slut? I don't really know...
^ ^ Nick and I ^ ^
^ ^ Danny and I ^ ^
Yeah...the principal came up to me when the dance started and was like "You have to go. Here call your parents on my cell phone." I'm like "I can't go because I'm staying with Ben and his mom doesn't drive and her boyfriend is at work."
He just huffed and puffed and walked away. Then some other fatso teacher came up to us and made it so ridiculously obvious. She came up to Ben and she's like "Oh...who are these two? (She was talking about me and Jess...) They have to leave."
And so I repeated myself and for the rest of the night all of the teachers were watching me, Jess, Ben, and Terra.
I'm such a bitch.
I had fun. Justin and I were sort of dancing and then I would go on to Nick and then pass by Ben and do it all over again. Haha. It was hilarious. Then they started a train or something and Jess, Ben, Terra, Nick, Jessie, Justin and Marco were all in it so I had nowhere to go! Jess pulled me into the train but they couldn't keep up so we all just broke off.
Yeah that Danny kid was pretty cool. Jessie showed me how to do something with your eyes and then Danny came over and reeled her in like a fishy. My face was hurting I was smiling and laughing so much at the dance! Then he did the robot. I was like "Wow. That kid is cool."
Then I danced and Nick danced and we sang and I took pictures with everyone, but I didn't get that many on my camera, I don't know why?
But after that Nick left with Jessie or someone and then Terra's dad came to pick us up. It was about 11:00 when we got home to Bens. We ate, drank, then slept. Now I feel lonely because...I don't know why but I do.
And I'm out like a fat kid in a dodgeball game.