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ENERGY DRINK REVIEW.
Idk, I'M BORED.
Rockstar Juiced Pomergranite (red can)- my all time favorite energy drink, very rich and deep fruity flavor. Tastes like drinking juicey syrup. I'd buy a hundred of these if I could, just for the flavor. The kick you get is amazing, this shit makes you fucking high like fiercly. It's just great. Unfortunatly, it leans at about $2.48 most of the time, a little expensive for a drink but it's worth it.
Regular Monster (black can, green claw marks)-my second fave, sour and slightly fruity flavor. A little hard describing this one. The taste I guess was meant to be of berries, but it's almost completely overshadowed by the taste of taurine and artifical sugar but somehow it turns out good in the end. Pretty good kick too. It's really cool too because you can buy 24 oz. cans!! The 16 oz. goes for about $1.40 in stores. 24 0z about $3.50 or more.
Wired Fruit Punch (red can, silver stripes)- a very cheap energy drink, goes for about a dollar in the store. The taste is sweet and fruity punchy, good for thirst-quenching, bad aftertaste of taurine though. 'Bout a hundred calories a can. Not bad, not a fave though, basically my last resort if I'm low on money ;) Reasonable high feeling.
Wired Berry (purple can, silver stripes)- another cheap one, only costs a dollar. I get this if they don't have the red one *shakes fist*. I find it too sweet most of the time, slightly damp and acidy aftertaste. It's just too sour. The high is kinda meh.
Regular Wired (black can, orange stripes)- once again, only a dollar. My most hated energy drink, it has no berry flavor underlying, just tastes like you're drinking pure acidic taurine with shitloads of sugar. Aftertaste is disgusting. Don't buy it, if you want something cheap, try the other ones in the Wired brand, stay away from this one. Almost no high and nearly un-drinkable.
Red Bull (silver can, with blue label, bullet shaped)- I don't have much beef with this one. Bad things: too small (8 oz), costs like $2.90, taste is kinda like Mountain Dew with a tiny bit more sugar, over-popular. Good things: the best thing to get you high, I go bat-shit crazy with it, if it tasted better and was bigger this def would be the best there is. You feel like exploding with this shit. Of course the bad thing is that's it's generally over-advertised, and it gets annoying.
All of the orange flavors of Wired and Rockstar ain't worth it. They both taste like cat piss. Also don't try the Monster with the purple claw marks, it's absolutely disgusting and un-drinkable.