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The Twelve Days of Christmas
for samanthadooley:
Day #Who?What they got you1stgot2getawayan invitation to the first ever zero-gravity space orgy2ndlilmisslata tube of Crabs-Be-Gone3rdxroulettexA tape of you showering which they filmed without your knowledge4thlxixvxvxyA key to the playboy mansion5thxroulettexan experimental vibrator6thgot2getawayan inverse restraining order, requiring you to be 'coupled' at all times7thwithoutyuimlosta full-body condom8thgot2getawayA world-reknowned sexual teacher9thlxixvxvxya gigantic penis in your yard, drawn in flaming gasoline10thyour_nirvanaA $120 blunt11thgunsnroseza sex slave12thgot2getawaya feather and a magnum of champagneTake this Quiz at QuizUniverse.com( or, take the 'clean' version at QuizGalaxy.com )
Sagittarius
You are fun loving and independent, and you don’t like any of your partners to get in the way of that. You enjoy having a lot of flings and short term relationships because you get bored in a long term one.
In bed you are demanding of your partner. You want to have hot sex all of the time. You also like to experiment sexually, with different positions and fantasies.
Sex matches: Aries, Leo, Libra
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You will go to jail for: You were mistaken for a serial killer because of your habit of wringing your hands in the air and yelling 'kill them all!'
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Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Your life most resembles Ferris Bueller's Day Off. You are crazy and love to live life to its fullest. Your friends love you because you always figure out crazy schemes to get them out of doing stuff.
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You are 11% Emo
You are not Emo. You probably think that the Emo kids are a strange bunch - what with all their crying and xoddtextmarkingsx.
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As a child...You were horrified watching Snow White and had recurring nightmares of the witch
How did it mess you up?You have an unhealthy obsession with getting on the Price is Right
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Samantha Dooley's Random Movie Quote:
'Did anyone ever tell you, you look like a penis with that little hat on?'
- Jimmy Dugan, A League of Their Own
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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I caught a purse-snatcher who stole your_nirvana's purse (30 points). In January I put gum in unfortunategirl's hair (-12 points). In August I pulled over and changed hey_mrjack's flat tire (15 points). Last Monday I stole got2getaway's purse (-30 points). Last Friday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, lxixvxvxy (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4997 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
samanthadooley