Why Not
Why not pull out this molar instead of making me pay two months rent plus a pair of sexy shoes for it? I'm already grinding plant matter on the other side of my jaw!
Why not wear pants? Ladies of Chicago; tights are not pants! Holy fuck! And if you are, ahem, HUSKY, tights as pants do not make you look thin and fashionable. They make your legs look like Kielbasas.
Why not converse with me about art and the like without hitting on me at the end of the night? Why does every art boy think my looks of interest and thoughts of career advancement equal "available"? Are men capable of having a conversation with a woman without ending it with; when can I see you again? can I call you? are you single? Or is it true I am that flirty after a few drinks. (don't answer that.)
Why not drop it? guy: I'm about to leave, can I get your number. me: uh, okay. guy: are you single? me: actually, I'm not. guy: that makes this less complicated. me: (confused) uh, okay. (proceeds to get my number, asks if he can call me, texts me after we both leave event.)
I have a boyfriend! I'm not interested! I would kill for a solo show! Please stop looking down my elf costume!
Why not wear pants? Ladies of Chicago; tights are not pants! Holy fuck! And if you are, ahem, HUSKY, tights as pants do not make you look thin and fashionable. They make your legs look like Kielbasas.
Why not converse with me about art and the like without hitting on me at the end of the night? Why does every art boy think my looks of interest and thoughts of career advancement equal "available"? Are men capable of having a conversation with a woman without ending it with; when can I see you again? can I call you? are you single? Or is it true I am that flirty after a few drinks. (don't answer that.)
Why not drop it? guy: I'm about to leave, can I get your number. me: uh, okay. guy: are you single? me: actually, I'm not. guy: that makes this less complicated. me: (confused) uh, okay. (proceeds to get my number, asks if he can call me, texts me after we both leave event.)
I have a boyfriend! I'm not interested! I would kill for a solo show! Please stop looking down my elf costume!