Sam/Dean - #17, Illegal

Nov 24, 2006 15:47

Title: Illegal in All Fifty States
Author: albydarned
Fandom: SPN
Pairing: Sam/Dean (established relationship)
Rating: NC-17
sam_slut_a_thon Prompt #17 - Illegal
Summary: In the state of Texas, it's considered a felony to be in possession of six or more dildos ... here's stickin' it to the man (or, well, Sam).
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Author's Note: Normally, this is when I would give props to xtinethepirate, but really? I don't want to blame her for any of this. Why? BECAUSE THIS IS COMPLETE AND TOTAL, INEXCUSABLE AND UNREPENTANT PORN!!
Author's Note 2: Little bit of interesting information for the residents of the following states: Florida, Indiana, Maryland, Missouri, North Carolina, Oklahoma, South Carolina, Tennessee, and Virginia. In your respective states, oral sex is illegal. *grins* Please write your Sam and Dean accordingly. *laughter*

And what, exactly, are you planning on doing with seven dildos, Dean?
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