2009 arrives with a ~~bang and Sammy is here to comfort u
Click to viewomg lovers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Happy new year WITH A BANG!!! Watch Revolutionary Road and try to ignore my subtle direction making Leo touch MY WIFE sexually, we all now it was more me wanting to touch leo sexually but Kate just wasn't having it THE BITCH.
EDIT OMG: I posted prematurely because I was excited. About Kate and Leo and the possible threesome that never was but let me point you in the direction of OSCAR VOTING and vote for them because hello, ten years later Jack and Rose ~~~~~IN MARITAL STRIFE UNDER THE SUBTLE DIRECTION OF MY RUSTIC BEARD = Oscar. I like them touching like I like Boyzone reforming which I would put on the soundtrack if they'd agree to a cover of It's Raining Men only so I could get a shot of Leo in a prison exercise yard doing a joyful raindance whilst Jakey makes license plates and denim jeans~~~~~MY TRAGIC HEROINES IN DISTRESS. Now you see why the ABBA is so relevant, it's the theme to my future short film where Mena Suvari gets rejected by the gestapo and turns to Seth Rogen BUT IT ALL ENDS TRAGICALLY omg brb wanking with my kermit the frog hand puppet and some Crisco.
Happy NUDE YEAR
**&*&^&%^&%^SAMMY IS GONE*(*&B