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[sam_mendes]

JUDE LAW YOU SPICY PIECE OF BRITISH SALAMI WE ARE OVER. Making another film with Minghella, WHAT IS THIS?? You break my big gay heart :'( *BURNS THE CASTING COUCH* memories, like the corners of my mind...........

So I totally finished Jarhead hehehe men in uniform, be on the lookout I mean hello Jake Gyllenhahahjhsa in camoflauge

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[kate__winslet]

My friends page is so much brighter with you on it :-* Sam Mendes, don't you deny you'd go straight for me ;-)

[sam_mendes]

Oh sweetpea, I may be gay but that doesn't mean I don't entertain fantasies of you, me, NUDITY, and a vat of pink cake frosting :-*

[kate__winslet]

Well you do know I'm single now, right? Pink cake frosting, how fabulous :-*

[sam_mendes]

I think I heard that! I told you he was awful, pumpkin pot pie. :O What are you saying?? DON'T TEST ME, WINSLET. I don't know if the world is ready for a str8 Sam Mendes but we are "married" so hehehehehe YES PINK FROSTING!

sob

[jlaw]

He said he'd release our sex tapes to the world if I didn't agree to star in his new film with the porn title! That would be my career death and all I'd be able to do is actual bad porn afterwards. I'm sorry. I guess we're not taking that big gay trip to Hawaii together now?

:'(

[sam_mendes]

ONLY IF WE GO TO HAWAII AND RENEW OUR VOWS!!! That dirty blackmailer Minghella I knew there was something fishy going on >:O Breaking and Entering, I'll break and enter his arse YOU ARE MINE!! Would you like to come over to my place later and discuss future "projects"? You can bring some friends because my face seats five ;) ;) ;)

[judespackage]

bones you a little :-*

[sam_mendes]

OMG HI THERE MY YOUNG FRIEND!!! Sigh I miss it when you used to slap me around between script readings.

[judespackage]

oh sam :') you can "direct" me anytime.

[sam_mendes]

I'D LIKE TO "DIRECT" YOU INTO MY TROUSERS!!!! :-*