Feb 07, 2004 03:23
I HATE BROADWAY I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT!! All those "critics" can take thier Tonys and their Great White Way and shove it up their foo-foo little behinds. So since I like don't pay attention to my career because really who has time these days, I did a handy dandy little Google (love the google like I love my MAC Vixen lipstick) search and THIS is what pops up in my puffy little face:
Mendes loses his Midas touch on Broadway
The crown worn by Sam Mendes slipped yesterday when producers decided to close his Broadway musical, Gypsy, with reported losses of £2.5 million.
LOSING MY TOUCH??? DON'T THEY KNOW WHO I AM?? I AM SAM "I FILMED THIS BIRD BECAUSE IT WAS BEAUTIFUL LOOK IT'S TOM HANKS IN YET ANOTHER OSCAR-WORTHY ROLE AND I CAN MAKE JUDE 'I'M THE PRETTIEST BOY ON THE BLOCK TEE HEE' LAW LOOK REALLY UGLY" MENDES!! I hate them. Hate hate hate.
Anyhooos. Kate's coming for a visit and that's just faboo. Mmmm Night has a new movie about spooky shenanigans in pilgrim times coming out ohhh.. who the silly heck knows. Soon I think. God I'm all broken up now so if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go rub coconut oil on my main man's smooth Indian buttocks and then get out the crop and give it a little smackity smack smack while thinking of those on my hit list i.e. Mr. James Hewlett Winslet and those who dare say I'm losing my midas touch. Toodles!