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I'm watching Craig Ferguson's special I'm Here to Help on Netflix. And it's a bit weird, because eternalmusings and I were there when it was filmed (in November of last year in DC). And we're in it! Okay, we're in the background, but still...! We're a couple rows behind the guy talking about Geoff and the robot skeleton army in the beginning.
"Canadians are a gentle, lovely, civilized people. Until you give them a hockey stick. Then they lose their fuckin' minds. They're like 'AAAAH!' I don't know why the Canadian army bothers with tanks and guns and bombs and shit. They should just give the guys hockey sticks and go 'There you are, boys. The Taliban have the puck'."
"Canadians are a gentle, lovely, civilized people. Until you give them a hockey stick. Then they lose their fuckin' minds. They're like 'AAAAH!' I don't know why the Canadian army bothers with tanks and guns and bombs and shit. They should just give the guys hockey sticks and go 'There you are, boys. The Taliban have the puck'."