{Action} FML.
[Friday, and Natalia had yet to leave. And it were not for the fact that she was locked up inside her apartment with a psychopath, not being allowed to sleep, and being forced to sit by said psychopath, it would have been just any other Friday for Emi. But it wasn't. So now she was stuck occupying her thoughts with three key questions: One, had Alfred been found yet? Two, how much would she hurt herself if she attempted to jump down from her broken part of the fire escape? Three, if this went on any longer, would she wind up hating her telenovelas enough to burn all her box sets?
But, seeing as she was unable to do anything else (what with Natalia constantly following her and keeping her down), Emi figured that she might as well attempt to annoy the other woman. If only to pass the time. Maybe.
Emi: ....CAN YOU LEAVE ALREADY.
Natalia: DO YOU STILL HAVE MORE?
Emi: .....
Emi: NO.
Natalia: WHAT IS THAT OVER THERE
Emi: ....
Emi: ..........PORN?
Natalia: THIS DOES NOT LOOK LIKE IT
Emi: STOP TOUCHING MY THINGS.
Natalia: PUT THIS ON
Natalia: IT LOOKS INTERESTING
Emi: I DON'T WANT TO.
Natalia: I WILL PUT IT ON
Emi: STAY AWAY FROM MY THINGS, DAMN IT.
Natalia: IT'S ALREADY PLAYING, BE QUIET
Emi: ....SMOTHERYOUWITHAPILLOW.
Natalia: SHUSH.
Emi: YOU SHUSH.
Natalia: /ENRAPTURED
Emi: ...........
Emi: ......................
Emi: ..........................
Emi: /ATTEMPTS TO FLEE
Natalia: /PULLS BACK DOWN WITH ONE HAND
Emi: FFFFFFUUUU-
Emi: BATHROOM. I NEED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.
Natalia: YOU WENT THIRTEEN MINUTES AND TEN SECONDS AGO
Emi: .....I NEED TO CHECK ON NENE AGAIN.
Natalia: CHECK LATER
Emi: I WANT TO CHECK NOW.
Natalia: NO
Natalia: NOW SILENCE
Emi: ....WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE ASKED TO BORROW THESE LIKE A NORMAL PERSON?
Natalia: THIS IS BETTER
Emi: WHY ARE YOU EVEN KEEPING ME HERE THEN.
Natalia: TRANSLATE
Emi: MOST OF THESE HAVE SUBTITLES, DAMN IT!
Natalia: AND?
Emi: YOU CAN WATCH IT ON YOUR OWN AND STILL UNDERSTAND.
Emi: OR DO YOU JUST LOVE HEARING MY VOICE THAT MUCH?
Natalia: BE QUIET.
Natalia: A GOOD PART.
Emi: HOW AM I GOING TO TRANSLATE FOR YOU IF YOU KEEP TELLING ME TO BE QUIET?
Natalia: BE QUIET ABOUT OTHER THINGS
Emi: IT'S MY APARTMENT, I CAN DO WHAT I WANT.
Natalia: REALLY NOW.
Emi: YES, REALLY.
Emi: NOW EXCUSE ME, I NEED TO GO TO MY ROOM FOR SOME FRESH AIR.
Natalia: /KEEPS DOWN
Emi: /ELBOWS HARSHLY
Natalia: /TAKE IT WITHOUT BLINKING
Emi: /STOMPS ON FOOT
Natalia: /PRESSES HEEL DOWN RIGHT BACK
Emi: ......!
Emi: LETMEGO.
Natalia: No.
....then again, risking potential injury by sliding herself (and Nene) down the remains of her fire escape was starting to look even more tempting.]
But, seeing as she was unable to do anything else (what with Natalia constantly following her and keeping her down), Emi figured that she might as well attempt to annoy the other woman. If only to pass the time. Maybe.
Emi: ....CAN YOU LEAVE ALREADY.
Natalia: DO YOU STILL HAVE MORE?
Emi: .....
Emi: NO.
Natalia: WHAT IS THAT OVER THERE
Emi: ....
Emi: ..........PORN?
Natalia: THIS DOES NOT LOOK LIKE IT
Emi: STOP TOUCHING MY THINGS.
Natalia: PUT THIS ON
Natalia: IT LOOKS INTERESTING
Emi: I DON'T WANT TO.
Natalia: I WILL PUT IT ON
Emi: STAY AWAY FROM MY THINGS, DAMN IT.
Natalia: IT'S ALREADY PLAYING, BE QUIET
Emi: ....SMOTHERYOUWITHAPILLOW.
Natalia: SHUSH.
Emi: YOU SHUSH.
Natalia: /ENRAPTURED
Emi: ...........
Emi: ......................
Emi: ..........................
Emi: /ATTEMPTS TO FLEE
Natalia: /PULLS BACK DOWN WITH ONE HAND
Emi: FFFFFFUUUU-
Emi: BATHROOM. I NEED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.
Natalia: YOU WENT THIRTEEN MINUTES AND TEN SECONDS AGO
Emi: .....I NEED TO CHECK ON NENE AGAIN.
Natalia: CHECK LATER
Emi: I WANT TO CHECK NOW.
Natalia: NO
Natalia: NOW SILENCE
Emi: ....WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE ASKED TO BORROW THESE LIKE A NORMAL PERSON?
Natalia: THIS IS BETTER
Emi: WHY ARE YOU EVEN KEEPING ME HERE THEN.
Natalia: TRANSLATE
Emi: MOST OF THESE HAVE SUBTITLES, DAMN IT!
Natalia: AND?
Emi: YOU CAN WATCH IT ON YOUR OWN AND STILL UNDERSTAND.
Emi: OR DO YOU JUST LOVE HEARING MY VOICE THAT MUCH?
Natalia: BE QUIET.
Natalia: A GOOD PART.
Emi: HOW AM I GOING TO TRANSLATE FOR YOU IF YOU KEEP TELLING ME TO BE QUIET?
Natalia: BE QUIET ABOUT OTHER THINGS
Emi: IT'S MY APARTMENT, I CAN DO WHAT I WANT.
Natalia: REALLY NOW.
Emi: YES, REALLY.
Emi: NOW EXCUSE ME, I NEED TO GO TO MY ROOM FOR SOME FRESH AIR.
Natalia: /KEEPS DOWN
Emi: /ELBOWS HARSHLY
Natalia: /TAKE IT WITHOUT BLINKING
Emi: /STOMPS ON FOOT
Natalia: /PRESSES HEEL DOWN RIGHT BACK
Emi: ......!
Emi: LETMEGO.
Natalia: No.
....then again, risking potential injury by sliding herself (and Nene) down the remains of her fire escape was starting to look even more tempting.]