...shameless cochino.

[salylimon]

I'm pretty sure what I saw today was unhygienic. Not the worst I've seen, because, really? College parties? Raves? Much worse. Pero, pinche hombre sin vergüenza....

At least Liberty is back to normal. Er, or as normal as it can be. I mean, the castle is gone, at least. And...no more monologues. Thankfuckinggodnomoremonologues. No more requests from Jean from the drama department to join them y ya. Ya se acabó.

[Blocked from Juanita]

And I swear, if he starts gushing about that manslut one more time, I am going to punch him in the face until I knock some sense into him. Or hit him hard enough that he winds up forgetting....until he forgets about that guy that just isn't worth my hermanito's time....

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{Cue text messages}

To: Matt
Sent: Jul 25, 5:00pmIf your brother got my brother sick, I am going to kill him.

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To: John, Jared
Sent: Jul 25, 8:00pm
Is...it okay if I spend the night? Roommate is working late and I - uhm. if it's not cool, don't worry about it.

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