will you teach me to football?

[salvet]

HEY KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ITS TIME FOR SALVET'S POETRY CORNER!!!!!!!!!!!!

there once was a kingdom in a far away land
the people were kind, the food was grand
when all of a sudden there was a loud roar
and the whole castle shook, even the floor

outside a ginormous dragon stood in the yard
burning everyone, even the crippled town retard
he stomped and punched and bit and spat
kicked and jumped and burned and shat

everyone thought that it was certain doom
and a witch flew by on a knobby broom
then out from the shadows stepped a knight
and he was ready, ready to fight

salvet he was, strong and tall
and he had come to save them all
but then the dragon bit off his head
and ransacked the town til they all were dead