Residents of Luceti, lend me your attention.
Svala and I have discussed this experiment, and we feel that it's wise to take note of the different effects that plague us all. Never before have we seen something so erratic. This may prove futile, yet we believe that something this unusual should be categorized, perhaps for our best interests.
Regardless of your beliefs, I would appreciate your aid. If you are aware of yourself, describe what has happened to you or your loved ones with as much detail as you can manage. I realize that most of these effects are difficult to comprehend.
Those of you who believe I am speaking nonsense... carry on, I suppose.
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Happy Birthday.