maybe ignore this
I have midterms and i need to get this out of my head
so
let me tell you about geno the friendly ice giant
and the strange man he finds frozen in Midgard's snowy northern reaches
the first few points are just copy-pasted from when I rambled it at impertinence while i was sick, and then (like one of those songs that you hate, but end up listening to while drunk, and then suddenly stockholm syndrome and you love that fucking song) i just kept thinking about it and making badly-edited photos.
okay so actually the staals are asgardians and eric is the crown prince and skinner is the incredible hulk.
i mentioned the photos would be badly-edited yes?
but it's not all my fault, he already looked like he was wearing eye makeup and lipstick
pk subban is iron man
skinner is bad at controlling his rage but he's not an unconscionable threat to the world yet, so shield asks eric to keep him out of trouble and maybe train him up to be a solid asset.
meanwhile pk is trying to get the hulk to help him with stress tests on his latest inventions and estaal is upset because it is distracting jeff from his training and that is the only reason okay
and then i guess geno is an ice giant
but pretty friendly, he can be banished to earth or something
maybe he and JStaal were too bro-y, or maayyybe the jotuns are attempting diplomacy and have sent someone to earth so that asgard isn't the only one with an ambassador (which is what estaal is when he isn't flying shrieking into battle or telling jeff bad jokes)
-----okay okay so they SAID he could go be an ambassador but then politics and they wouldn't let him so he snuck out
and sid is like a canadian mountie and he discovers geno on patrol in a frozen lake or something
but
oh no
what if SID is frozen in the ice and geno finds him siiiiiid
i guess the blackhawks can be agents of shield
maybe toews is the head of shield and everyone thinks his eyes are robotic
maybe his eyes are actually robotic
and… then… chitauri?
I'm pretty much incapable of writing fiction so the only follow-up you can expect is more crappy photoshops
and this came in the mail today :/
so
let me tell you about geno the friendly ice giant
and the strange man he finds frozen in Midgard's snowy northern reaches
the first few points are just copy-pasted from when I rambled it at impertinence while i was sick, and then (like one of those songs that you hate, but end up listening to while drunk, and then suddenly stockholm syndrome and you love that fucking song) i just kept thinking about it and making badly-edited photos.
okay so actually the staals are asgardians and eric is the crown prince and skinner is the incredible hulk.
i mentioned the photos would be badly-edited yes?
but it's not all my fault, he already looked like he was wearing eye makeup and lipstick
pk subban is iron man
skinner is bad at controlling his rage but he's not an unconscionable threat to the world yet, so shield asks eric to keep him out of trouble and maybe train him up to be a solid asset.
meanwhile pk is trying to get the hulk to help him with stress tests on his latest inventions and estaal is upset because it is distracting jeff from his training and that is the only reason okay
and then i guess geno is an ice giant
but pretty friendly, he can be banished to earth or something
maybe he and JStaal were too bro-y, or maayyybe the jotuns are attempting diplomacy and have sent someone to earth so that asgard isn't the only one with an ambassador (which is what estaal is when he isn't flying shrieking into battle or telling jeff bad jokes)
-----okay okay so they SAID he could go be an ambassador but then politics and they wouldn't let him so he snuck out
and sid is like a canadian mountie and he discovers geno on patrol in a frozen lake or something
but
oh no
what if SID is frozen in the ice and geno finds him siiiiiid
i guess the blackhawks can be agents of shield
maybe toews is the head of shield and everyone thinks his eyes are robotic
maybe his eyes are actually robotic
and… then… chitauri?
I'm pretty much incapable of writing fiction so the only follow-up you can expect is more crappy photoshops
and this came in the mail today :/