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[salvagedslayer]

[Faith is celebrating Mother's Day early, paying homage to her momma's memory by getting piss-stinking drunk at the bar so that she don't have to have anything to do with thinking on Mommy Dearest

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[fightlikeacow]

A raw egg, pepper, and hair of the dog that bit you. Works like a charm. It's good for curses, too.

[salvagedslayer]

[she grimaces a little; raw egg again, these people and their way with their liking of chickens not totally dead]

Pepper? In, on, or all around the egg business?

[Gotta be some good to it if that's already three votes to the yes]

[fightlikeacow]

However you want it. You can put it on a snow cone, if you like.

[salvagedslayer]

Forget that, my vote's on ice cream. Prime breakfast food--it's just grab a spoon and go.

[she tilts her head] Haven't met you yet have I? Name's Faith.

[fightlikeacow]

[Posing like in the icon]

I'm Guybrush Threepwood, mighty pirate.

[salvagedslayer]

Yum. World definitely needs more of those. What do you go in for? Pillaging, plundering, rifling and loot?

[fightlikeacow]

All of the above. Also, thievery, larceny, identity theft, necrocide, and jaywalking.

[salvagedslayer]

...Necrocide?

[fightlikeacow]

Sure. Killing ghosts and zombies and stuff.

[salvagedslayer]

Wicked nice. Everyone's a hero type. [she takes another swig] So what plays pastime when business is a little down and out any creepy-crawly dead things?

[fightlikeacow]

Mostly robbing merchants, hunting for treasures. That sort of thing.

[salvagedslayer]

And in Luceti?

[fightlikeacow]

Get drunk, mostly. Search in the shops for anything interesting. Wander aimlessly... dig random holes in the forest...

[salvagedslayer]

Your life sounds as bang up exciting as mine. Cheers. [she raises her glass to her book in mock salute]

[fightlikeacow]

To boredom!

[He holds up a bottle to his book.]