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once there was a girl called caylee. she liked cheese because it was pink. pink cheese was the cheesiest cheese around. if it wasn’t pink then it wasn’t cheesy. cay's friend beth said she was “such a queer’ but that was just because she was jealous of cay's abundant mountains of cheesy goodness. cay soon learned the many uses of cheese, sure you could just eat it…but if you left it out it went stale and you can use it for a doorstop. or you can melt it and use it to cause dangerous boils to foes. cheese was also good to use as perfume. mouldy cheese can create an interesting aroma, as cay soon discovered. cay's friend beth said she was “such a tool” but that was just because she was jealous that she didn’t have that sensual aroma of mouldy cheese about her. caylee attracted all sorts of mousy guys because of her aroma. beth cut off her legs and dipped her stumps in cheese. she soon was getting all the sexy mice and was very satisfied with her many rodent-inspired relationships. soon the cheese on beths stumps turned pink, and the stumps turning pink turned beth on. yum yum stumpy stump your way over here baby - is what caylee said to the new and improved sexy stumpy cheesy beth. beth stumped her way over to cay and they had many a happy year together.
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