Survey-type thing yoinked from Linds.
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with? Yes, actually, but I'm not going to name any names.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon, or night? I'd like to think the time of day really doesn't matter. The bulk of sex I've had has been at night or in the morning.
3. On which side of the bed do you sleep? I kinda sleep down the middle of the bed, but when I do sleep on one side of the bed it's usually on my right. Which is odd, because I sleep on my left side.
4. Pork, beef, or chicken? All, but I tend to eat chicken the most.
5. Ever have to pull over on side of road to puke? No. The times I've been sick enough to puke I've done it in the car or out the window, not while pulled over. :P
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? No. I'm not that averse to the idea in general, but it's going to wait until I'm a) in shape and b) have breasts.
7. Shower or bath? Both, actually. I shower for hygiene and bathe for relaxation.
8. Do you pee in the shower? No. Ew.
9. Mexican or Chinese? Chinese. Spicy food bothers my stomach, and Chinese is in my blood. (As of this writing, I mean that both in the sense that I have Chinese heritage and that I've eaten Chinese food that has broken down and passed into my bloodstream. Yum!)
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? Aggressive but not competitive. I tend to switch back and forth; days when I'm aggressive, I want someone who's as into me as I'm into them, and on days when I'm passive I want someone that'll run the show.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list? Romantically, no.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list? Yes. I've met everyone on my flist except
kwith ,
jai and
city_glitter . The latter two have disappeared from both my flist and my life, though, so despite them being technically on my flist I don't know if I'd still consider them "on my flist".
13. Love or money? Love, in the end, but money is soooooooo appealing right now.
14. Credit cards or cash? I would prefer cash, definitely. As it is, credit cards, and more than I can really afford.
15. Has there ever been/is there anyone in your family you wish wasn't? No, but there've been plenty of times when I wished my family members were different people than they were. Does that count?
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel? Right now, a 5 star hotel. I've been on enough camping trips as it is, and I enjoy being a hedonist. :P Assuming I were paying for it, though, I would probably camp because it's cheaper.
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex? Uh... a bedroom? Srsly, my sex life is NOT that interesting.
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money? It really depends on how much money. I'd gladly shave everything below my hairline, but I would seriously cry if I had to get rid of the hair on my head - it's taken me years to grow it this long.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club? No, and I'm not sure I really want to.
20. Ever been to a bar? Yes, this morning in fact. :P I didn't have alcohol, though, just their breakfast special.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? No, thankfully. I don't tend to do things stupid enough to deserve being kicked out, and (as much as I hate to put it this way) I look too white, straight and male to be kicked out on appearance of race, sexuality or gender alone.
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? Uh... I've been so incapacitated I should've been carried out, but never because of alcohol. (As it happened, I passed out from heatstroke, but ended up waking up before anyone carried me out of anywhere. It was in a gas station bathroom in California - I scared the hell out of my cousin when he came out of the stall and saw me lying on the floor with my eyes rolled back in my head.)
23. Kissed someone of the same sex? I'm going to be difficult and say that this depends entirely on whether you're one of those people that differentiates between gender and sex. If you're not, then I have, almost exlcusively. If you do differentiate and you actually mean sex, uh, I might've kissed my dad when I was really young.
24. Favourite drink? Non-alcoholic, coffee. Alcoholic, lately it's been Bailey's on the rocks, but I'm openminded. I've found that I don't like gin and that beer makes me violently ill, though. (I think it's the hops - I only ever get really sick when I drink beer.)
25. Had sex in a movie theater? No. My sex life is boring.
26. Had sex in a bathroom? See above.
27. Have you ever had sex at work? See above. Having said that, I have a couple of coworkers that I would have sex with (all other things being equal), whether at work or somewhere else.
28. Have you ever been in an adult store? Yes.
29. Bought something from an adult store? Yes, with the condition that it wasn't for me. (It wasn't even anything particularly embarassing, but there are people on my flist who know the person I bought it for, and I want to respect that person's privacy.)
30. Have you been caught having sex? No. The only times I've had sex was when I was alone in the house with the person I was having sex with, my roommate (read: my dad) having been out of town at the time.
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you? No. As with taking my clothes off for money, I wouldn't be averse to it, but I want to be skinny and have boobs first.
32. Have you ever called someone the wrong name during sex? Only ever had sex with one person, and I was completely head over heels for them at the time, so another person being associated with sex didn't even enter my mind.
33. Who do you think has the guts to repost this? I'd say Linds, but I got this from her, so duh. :P Suri, probably, depending on whether she's in the mood to share or not. Maybe Aislin, maybe not, I don't know. That's pretty much everyone on my flist who posts regularly. :P
Also, how do some of these questions get in here? Questions about food and drink are not considered "naughty" unless it's food and drink in the context of sexual acts. Jesus, this must've been written by a Puritan. :P