CRABS IN YOUR EYE
I'm on a roll here, 3 posts in 1 day. Crazy! So, I'm headin out to Vegas for my sweet ass bachlorette party. It's going to be sweet ass times. The only thing Andrew has asked me to do is, "Please wash your face after you get glittery gay dick rubbed in it". The soap will wash away the glitter...but it won't wash away the crabs or herpes.
There is this story about this lady who got crabs in her eyes from a nasty strippers g-string. Maybe I should try and switch it up on them and give the strippers something....i could try to paper cut them with my really crisp $1 bills....i could just insult them by telling them their wieners look weird...nothing is sadder than a stripper with low self-esteem. hhahahaha vegas
There is this story about this lady who got crabs in her eyes from a nasty strippers g-string. Maybe I should try and switch it up on them and give the strippers something....i could try to paper cut them with my really crisp $1 bills....i could just insult them by telling them their wieners look weird...nothing is sadder than a stripper with low self-esteem. hhahahaha vegas