Elbow Skin
So a couple of nights ago I was brainstorming about jobs and I came up with this one about elbow skin. See everyone has gross elbow skin....even Halle Berry has gross elbow skin. So what I do is this:
Hey you....that elbow skin is Nasty. Come here and I'll fix it. $5 per elbow...I'll massage out the wrinkles.
(see i'll just make people feel self-conscious about the elbow skin and they have to keep coming back to me over and over to try and make it look prettier...but it never will b/c it's just a stu pid wrinkly piece of skin... and you can't look at your own unless it's stretched out so then you'll think i did my job)
HAHHAHAHAHAH it will work this great evil plan i have. It's wonderful! I'll make millions..but just really slowly since it's only $ 5 per elbow.
So now are you looking at your elbow skin wishing it was prettier
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Hey you....that elbow skin is Nasty. Come here and I'll fix it. $5 per elbow...I'll massage out the wrinkles.
(see i'll just make people feel self-conscious about the elbow skin and they have to keep coming back to me over and over to try and make it look prettier...but it never will b/c it's just a stu pid wrinkly piece of skin... and you can't look at your own unless it's stretched out so then you'll think i did my job)
HAHHAHAHAHAH it will work this great evil plan i have. It's wonderful! I'll make millions..but just really slowly since it's only $ 5 per elbow.
So now are you looking at your elbow skin wishing it was prettier
m