the fuckin new year
A New Years Survey....
1. What did you do in 2004 that you'd never done before?
-oh shit. many a thing..... got a lap dance from julie.
2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
-fuck those new year's resolutions. this year tho, i decided that i was going to party hard and enjoy it... and so far... it's going pretty damn good.
3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
- yup, i believe so.
4. Did anyone close to you die?
- no, thank the good Lord.
5. What countries did you visit?
- The Dominican Republic which kicked ass!!!
6. What would you like to have in 2005 that you lacked in 2004?
- a shitload of money and sweet, sweet lovin'. 1,000 free packs of cigarettes, lots of art talent, ... and a cute little kitten to play with named Fuckhead. oh... and a great drunken time in a pub with an irish man licking me. oh yes.
7. What date from 2004 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
- friday, february 13. first date/kiss with dubbs. well, and the entire summer after graduation because i had a fucking great time with freinds and I DRANK SO MUCH FUCKING BEER!- IN UR FACE LIBERTY FACULTY! FUCK YOU GUYS!
8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
- telling the liberty faculty how fucking lame they were for being hypocrites. and for being too fat. oh... and um actually going to college and getting a fucking 3.63 my first quarter. oh yes.
9. What was your biggest failure?
- not saying 'FUCK YOU!' to liberty when i left. oh... and screwing up the relationship between dubbs and i over the summer.
10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
- illness? jeez ofcourse. i mean, i had my bad days.
11. What was the best thing you bought?
- 24 pack of bud! heh.......
12. Whose behavior merited celebration?
- um... erik young. that kids is always fucking happy. oh and troy too cuz he is one crazy mother fucker.
13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
- depressed? dubbs' behavior did for awhile there... the last 6 months or so.... um appalled? my mother. but she's gotten better.
14. Where did most of your money go?
- it all went fucking to beer and food mostly. and it was well spent.
15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
- julie's party..... deleyla's parties..... um st. patrick's day... REYNOLDSBURG PROM!... getting the hell outta liberty... and going to college.... oh and christmastime.
16. What song will always remind you of 2004?
- um.... got some artists... Ben Kweller, Modest Mouse..... and definitely 'you've lost that love and feeling' by the Righteous Brothers....
17. Compared to this time last year, are you: happier or sadder?
- HAPPIER. i got the fuck outta liberty.
18. What do you wish you'd done more of?
- said 'fuck' a few more times... to mrs. mcellrath. eh............. spent more time with old friends.
19. What do you wish you'd done less of?
- being nice to fucking idiots.
20. How will you be spending Christmas?
- spent it with family and friends
21. How will you be spending New Years?
- spent new year's downtown... and in reynoldsburg... and at the airport... fucking all over!! got trashed.. it was great.
22. Did you fall in love in 2004?
- yes, for the first time.
23. How many one-night stands?
- eh..... no one night stands... some long-term stands...
24. What was your favorite TV program?
-anything pornographic.......
25. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
- ya, this time last year, i didnt HATE everyone at liberty... but around may, i did. and now i still do. fuck them.
26. What was the best book you read?
- The Wizard of Oz! dude, and harry potter kicks ass.
27. What was your greatest musical discovery?
- Elliott Smith, The Streets, and Modest Mouse
28. What did you want and got?
- fucking freedom.
30. What was your favorite film of this year?
- eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, napoleon dynamite, anchorman
31. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
- i turned 18 and i think that was the night that there was nothing to do but drive around 270 and play pediddle and get naked. i saw Troy's firecrotch!
32. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
- trip to the fucking UK
33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2004?
- casual and fun
34. What kept you sane?
- alcohol and cigarettes
35. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
- GEORGE W. BUSH! and Chris Martin
36. What political issue stirred you the most?
- hmmm all those little fuckers that enjoy killing babies.
37. Who did you miss?
- Dubbs.... matt, john, kelly, justin... our old group. my brother, roger.
38. Who was the best new person you met?
- ERIK YOUNG!
39. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2004.
- LIBERTY CHRISTIAN ACADEMY SUCKS BIG ONES!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND SO DOES JOHN KERRY!!!!!!..... there's ur life lesson.
40. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year.
- "fat-bottom girls, you make the rockin' world go 'round!!!!!"