Mama's Ninth! [Video/Action for Ecruteak] Backdated to the 4th!

[saltwaterwounds]

[Sisuca is on the camera again, today! Only, today, Sisuca looks beat up...and it's really dark. Anyone who's been there before can recognize at as the Ecruteak Gym. She's covered in dust, has a bruise or two, and is a little out of breath...but that's right! It's opening line time!]

I see a shadow of the person who will make the Pokémon appear. I

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[video]

[yaaaaaawn]

You're a mother? Was 'Ted' your son?

[video]

[saltwaterwounds]

Oh, yes, I am! Ted isn't my son, though! My son is Sieg...he's not here.

[Says the woman who is half Lotus's age. Ufufu.]

You're a mother, too?

/late

[yaaaaaawn]

I see. How old is he, then?

[pause.] Yes, I am. I haven't seen my kids in a while, though.

the fabled mama cr

[saltwaterwounds]

Oh, Sieg? He's fifteen.

[Let that sink in. Ufufu.]

Oh, they aren't here? Neither is mine. He'd have a lot of fun here, though.

we have acquired it

[yaaaaaawn]

F-Fifteen?! [WHAT This lady couldn't be a day over 25. I.. Is this the magic of plastic surgery?]

Um, I don't mean to be rude, but how old are you? [AND WHY DON'T I LOOK THAT YOUNG.]

I'm sure mine would love it, too. They loved the games when they were younger.

[saltwaterwounds]

Oh! I'm twenty-three.

What games are you talking about?

[yaaaaaawn]

[23.

15.

23 - 15 = 8. Man, she's gotten good at this 'mental math' thing.]

H-How is that.. even possible? That's, like, some 'Believe it or Not' stuff right there..

You know, the Pokemon games. They're really popular kids games. 'Catch 'em all' or something.

[saltwaterwounds]

Hm? I've raised Sieg ever since he was a baby, why is that so hard to believe?

I'm not really familiar with that game...I don't think they exist where I come from.