This shit kills time.
1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
Internet. Because it just pays itself out of my bank account without warning. So I often end up feeling like I've been robbed.
2. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
Melaka. Rice and curry on banana leaves. With 'iced milo'.
3. Last time you puked from drinking?
Not for a long time. I can't even remember the last time actually. I always seem to be the one cleaning up other people's vomit.
4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
Don't know if I've ever done such a thing!
5. Name of your first grade teacher?
Mrs Wise. She was a stupid whore that made us bury our class goldfish alive.
6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
Drinking, dancing. Being surrounded by people. That aren't assholes.
7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
Farmer, Vet, Marine Biologist.
8. How many colleges did you attend?
SKEGGS
Wilderness
La Quoi Val Mer
USC
Adelaide Uni
JCU
UWA
9. Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now?
Layer 1 - it is leopard print
Layer 2 - it is clean
Layer 3 - it is warm
10. GAS PRICES?
Serves us right for relying on such a stupid technology
11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you, who and where?
San Fran. Everyone important.
12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
Fuck off.
13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
14. What does your alarm sound like?
It's called 'winter waltz'. Sounds like techno snowflakes screaming.
15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
Trunks. By far.
16. What errand/chore do you despise?
Cleaning the kitty litter. Although, who am I kidding. I've done it maybe twice in my life.
17. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer?
Yes. Because I'm a geek now.
18. Get up early or sleep in?
Getting up early!!
19. What is your favorite cartoon character?
Duh, wolverine.
20. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
Drinking. Skating. Playing games.
21. Have you found real love yet?
Yes.
22. When did you first start feeling old?
Still don't. Started feeling scared of feeling old about a year ago.
23. Favorite 80's movie?
Anything with singing/dancing.
24. Your favorite lunch meat?
That's disgusting. Spam lite, of course.
25. What do you get every time you go into Sam's Club?
....not getting this one either.
26. Beach or lake?
Beach! Beach! Beach!!!!!!!!
27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
No. I want to get married. Monogamy, on the other hand...
29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
Red Bull. Vodka. Turkish Delight. Glossy magazines. I won't go on.
30. Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out about?
Everyone already knows how lame I am.
31. What's your drink?
Water, red bull, vodka, bacardi, pomegranite juice, cranberry juice, blue powerade.
32. Cowboys or Indians?
Both.
33. Cops or Robbers?
Robbers.
34. Who from high school would you like to run into?
Any past crushes. For the shudder factor.
35. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
No idea. Car is unregistered, empty, etc...
36. Norm or Cliff?
Huh?
37. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
Neither. Scrubs.
38. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
Too many to list. I suck at relationships.
39. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
I like my junior. She has sass.
40. If you could get away with it, who would you kill?
He makes bad films. (And no, I'm not talking about my dad).
41. What famous person(s) would you like to have dinner with?
Mary-Kate Olsen, Nicole Richie, Natalia Vodinova, Agyness Dean, Devon Aoki, Rosario Dawson, Katie Holmes. To add some cock: Adrien Brody.
42. What famous person would you like to sleep with?
All of the above. Although maybe not Katie Holmes. I ain't touching nothing Tom Cruise has got his twisted little hands on.
43. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
No. Unless it's intended purpose is to mix cement in the basement of 'man to man'.
44. Last book you read for real?
Vernon God Little. Well, half of it.
45. Do you have a teddy bear?
Yes. 3. One of which may not be a bear.
47. Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go?
San Fran.
48. Number of texts in a day?
10 ish.
49. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship?
Career.
50. Do you go to church?
Hell no.
51. Pencil or pen?
Pen. I fucking hate pencils. What is with them?
52. What do you want to achieve in life?
Owning my own boat, travelling the world, meeting Mary-Kate.
53. How old are you?
Nineteen.
54. Who was the last person of the opposite sex that you had lunch or dinner with?
Um. Kyle.
Fill this out about your SENIOR year of high school.
1. Who was your best friend?
Alice, Mia, Sian, Marielle, Ollie, Zac, Laurs, Donna, Nikki, Eden, Hannah, Marie, Jordan, Jordi, Amanda, Furbee. Probably forgetting some. I actually had friends in high school.
2. What sports did you play?
'Throwing things out of charles st windows', 'fountain swimming', 'running from security guards', etc.
3. What kind of car did you drive?
None. Good old 137F for me.
4. It's Friday night, where were you?
Botanic Gardens, Lizard Lounge, Cranker, Kava Hut.
5. Were you a party animal?
Yeah. Took us a while to get warmed up. It sort of escalated throughout year 12.
6. Were you considered a flirt?
I guess.
7. Were you in band, orchestra, or choir?
No.
8. Were you a nerd?
I didn't think so, but my TER would suggest otherwise.
9. Did you get suspended/expelled?
Nope.
10. Can you sing the School song?
We didn't have one. Unless you count 'Sumpin' by the pimps.
11. Who was your favourite teacher?
Heather. Brian. Igor.
13.What was your school's full name?
University Senior College.
14. School mascot?
Knoodle Junction.
15. Did you go to the senior formal?
Yes. It was awesome. I got a sash.
16. If you could go back and do it over, would you?
Yes. I loved it.
17. What do you remember most about graduation?
Winning the 'Hi Scott' competition. Being the first one to hug the teachers on stage. Wolf whistling everyone as they graduated. Marielle giving some speech.
18. What happened to 18? Don't you feel old now?
Flew by. Not old, but getting there.
19. Where were you on senior skip day?
Every day was senior skip day.
21. Where did you go most often for lunch?
K noodle. Vegos. DJs.
22. Where did you go after graduation, who were you with?
Ollie's. The crew.
23. When did you graduate?
2004.
24. Who was your senior prom date?
I didn't have one. I tried to claim Ollie. And collected an exchange student somewhere between the formal and the after party.
25. Are you going to your 10 year reunion?
I'll probably be the one organising it.
26. Who was your home room teacher?
Heather deblasio deblasio
27. Who will repost this after you?
Probably no one. Although it's apparently contagious.
Internet. Because it just pays itself out of my bank account without warning. So I often end up feeling like I've been robbed.
2. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
Melaka. Rice and curry on banana leaves. With 'iced milo'.
3. Last time you puked from drinking?
Not for a long time. I can't even remember the last time actually. I always seem to be the one cleaning up other people's vomit.
4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
Don't know if I've ever done such a thing!
5. Name of your first grade teacher?
Mrs Wise. She was a stupid whore that made us bury our class goldfish alive.
6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
Drinking, dancing. Being surrounded by people. That aren't assholes.
7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
Farmer, Vet, Marine Biologist.
8. How many colleges did you attend?
SKEGGS
Wilderness
La Quoi Val Mer
USC
Adelaide Uni
JCU
UWA
9. Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now?
Layer 1 - it is leopard print
Layer 2 - it is clean
Layer 3 - it is warm
10. GAS PRICES?
Serves us right for relying on such a stupid technology
11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you, who and where?
San Fran. Everyone important.
12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
Fuck off.
13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
14. What does your alarm sound like?
It's called 'winter waltz'. Sounds like techno snowflakes screaming.
15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
Trunks. By far.
16. What errand/chore do you despise?
Cleaning the kitty litter. Although, who am I kidding. I've done it maybe twice in my life.
17. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer?
Yes. Because I'm a geek now.
18. Get up early or sleep in?
Getting up early!!
19. What is your favorite cartoon character?
Duh, wolverine.
20. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
Drinking. Skating. Playing games.
21. Have you found real love yet?
Yes.
22. When did you first start feeling old?
Still don't. Started feeling scared of feeling old about a year ago.
23. Favorite 80's movie?
Anything with singing/dancing.
24. Your favorite lunch meat?
That's disgusting. Spam lite, of course.
25. What do you get every time you go into Sam's Club?
....not getting this one either.
26. Beach or lake?
Beach! Beach! Beach!!!!!!!!
27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
No. I want to get married. Monogamy, on the other hand...
29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
Red Bull. Vodka. Turkish Delight. Glossy magazines. I won't go on.
30. Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out about?
Everyone already knows how lame I am.
31. What's your drink?
Water, red bull, vodka, bacardi, pomegranite juice, cranberry juice, blue powerade.
32. Cowboys or Indians?
Both.
33. Cops or Robbers?
Robbers.
34. Who from high school would you like to run into?
Any past crushes. For the shudder factor.
35. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
No idea. Car is unregistered, empty, etc...
36. Norm or Cliff?
Huh?
37. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
Neither. Scrubs.
38. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
Too many to list. I suck at relationships.
39. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
I like my junior. She has sass.
40. If you could get away with it, who would you kill?
He makes bad films. (And no, I'm not talking about my dad).
41. What famous person(s) would you like to have dinner with?
Mary-Kate Olsen, Nicole Richie, Natalia Vodinova, Agyness Dean, Devon Aoki, Rosario Dawson, Katie Holmes. To add some cock: Adrien Brody.
42. What famous person would you like to sleep with?
All of the above. Although maybe not Katie Holmes. I ain't touching nothing Tom Cruise has got his twisted little hands on.
43. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
No. Unless it's intended purpose is to mix cement in the basement of 'man to man'.
44. Last book you read for real?
Vernon God Little. Well, half of it.
45. Do you have a teddy bear?
Yes. 3. One of which may not be a bear.
47. Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go?
San Fran.
48. Number of texts in a day?
10 ish.
49. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship?
Career.
50. Do you go to church?
Hell no.
51. Pencil or pen?
Pen. I fucking hate pencils. What is with them?
52. What do you want to achieve in life?
Owning my own boat, travelling the world, meeting Mary-Kate.
53. How old are you?
Nineteen.
54. Who was the last person of the opposite sex that you had lunch or dinner with?
Um. Kyle.
Fill this out about your SENIOR year of high school.
1. Who was your best friend?
Alice, Mia, Sian, Marielle, Ollie, Zac, Laurs, Donna, Nikki, Eden, Hannah, Marie, Jordan, Jordi, Amanda, Furbee. Probably forgetting some. I actually had friends in high school.
2. What sports did you play?
'Throwing things out of charles st windows', 'fountain swimming', 'running from security guards', etc.
3. What kind of car did you drive?
None. Good old 137F for me.
4. It's Friday night, where were you?
Botanic Gardens, Lizard Lounge, Cranker, Kava Hut.
5. Were you a party animal?
Yeah. Took us a while to get warmed up. It sort of escalated throughout year 12.
6. Were you considered a flirt?
I guess.
7. Were you in band, orchestra, or choir?
No.
8. Were you a nerd?
I didn't think so, but my TER would suggest otherwise.
9. Did you get suspended/expelled?
Nope.
10. Can you sing the School song?
We didn't have one. Unless you count 'Sumpin' by the pimps.
11. Who was your favourite teacher?
Heather. Brian. Igor.
13.What was your school's full name?
University Senior College.
14. School mascot?
Knoodle Junction.
15. Did you go to the senior formal?
Yes. It was awesome. I got a sash.
16. If you could go back and do it over, would you?
Yes. I loved it.
17. What do you remember most about graduation?
Winning the 'Hi Scott' competition. Being the first one to hug the teachers on stage. Wolf whistling everyone as they graduated. Marielle giving some speech.
18. What happened to 18? Don't you feel old now?
Flew by. Not old, but getting there.
19. Where were you on senior skip day?
Every day was senior skip day.
21. Where did you go most often for lunch?
K noodle. Vegos. DJs.
22. Where did you go after graduation, who were you with?
Ollie's. The crew.
23. When did you graduate?
2004.
24. Who was your senior prom date?
I didn't have one. I tried to claim Ollie. And collected an exchange student somewhere between the formal and the after party.
25. Are you going to your 10 year reunion?
I'll probably be the one organising it.
26. Who was your home room teacher?
Heather deblasio deblasio
27. Who will repost this after you?
Probably no one. Although it's apparently contagious.