the essential guide to sir kalten.

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Comments

[kikibug13]

"Is that where the Gibberese live?"

[saltroseortopaz]

AHAHAHA I WAS TRYING TO REMEMBER THAT TO QUOTE IT

[kikibug13]

Kalten = comedy gold and that may be at the top of the list. I think there was something like, "or are they called Gibbers?"

[saltroseortopaz]

HE WAS SO SERIOUS ABOUT IT /cries loling

[kikibug13]

D'oh. Of course he was! He's always so serious when he messes things up, the poor bb.

[saltroseortopaz]

and then he's like STARTLINGLY BAMF.

[kikibug13]

WAIT. NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM!

[saltroseortopaz]

................mmm nah.

[saltroseortopaz]

kalten still starts out from a baseline of "badass knight", he's just not as INTELLECTUAL as the others

[kikibug13]

He starts out from a baseline of blond sidekick.

[saltroseortopaz]

blond sidekick who is a badass pandion knight.

[kikibug13]

*pets* is that respect for Kalten coming from Martel by chance?

[saltroseortopaz]

HAHA it's coming from having read the canon

[kikibug13]

This is Flute giggling here. Yes, she loves Kalten to bits. Of course. She's still giggling.

[saltroseortopaz]

well kalten's a dumbass about some things, and HILARIOUS about it, but it's canon that he's a competent knight, he wouldn't be there if he were riding the shortbus to failboat harbour, is aaaall i'm sayin'.

[kikibug13]

*grins* oh yes. He's still regarded as a bit of a special case, but that's possibly because of his total failure to learn Styric, therefore inability to use magic.