wild exaggerations for fun and profit
[07:12] or topaz: in my head she loves her uncle and uses him as a last resort threat to other people
[07:12] or topaz: like
[07:12] or topaz: you know
[07:12] abbyissues: hahahahaha
[07:12] or topaz: if someone genuinely hurt her then luke would fuck them the hell up and probably so would nuada for real, but while she might
[07:12] or topaz: casually threaten someone with tattling to daddy
[07:12] or topaz: daddy will be rational about it if it's not that big a deal
[07:12] abbyissues: boring jedi fucker
[07:12] or topaz: whereas uncle nuada should probably uh be kept in reserve.
[07:12] abbyissues: haha yes
[07:12] abbyissues: he called you a name?
[07:12] abbyissues: DEATH
[07:13] or topaz: spine: /BROKEN
[07:13] abbyissues: ngl, that's kinda disturbingly...sweet that he would do that for her
[07:13] abbyissues: how psychos show love: a lifetime movie event
[07:14] or topaz: sdfklsdfj it'll be aired after "martel and candice, a love story"
[07:14] abbyissues: hahaha
[07:14] abbyissues: ANd I am now picturing Pippa hawking jewelery on QVC