MY PARENTS ARE GARY OLDMAN

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[06:10] Snapple: I think the key to a long life in Gotham is to not have kids.
[06:11] Snapple: Everyone: "MY PARENTS ARE DEEEAAAAD."
[06:11] Terana[webchat]: That sounds just about right.
[06:11] Terana[webchat]: Unless you're Jim Gordon.
[06:11] Terana[webchat]: But, you know.
[06:11] Terana[webchat]: Then they'd have to deal with Gary Oldman.
[06:11] Snapple: Best birth control campaign ever?
[06:11] Slarti: haha
[06:11] takhys: The next room over:  Donna Noble is doing charades?
[06:11] Terana[webchat]: X3
[06:11] ProfDelvier: wait so
[06:12] ProfDelvier: if you want to have kids
[06:12] ProfDelvier: what you need to do
[06:12] ProfDelvier: is get busy with commissioner gordon.
[06:12] Karra: Move to Metropolis
[06:12] ProfDelvier: well okay or you could move to metropolis but personally i'd hit it.
[06:13] Terana[webchat]: Indeed.
[06:13] Terana[webchat]: -Indeed.-
[06:13] * ProfDelvier makes a mental note.
[06:13] Terana[webchat]: I think we must investigate this theory.
[06:13] Karra: All right, what page was The Harvey dent Story on
[06:13] Terana[webchat]: -Thoroughly.-
[06:13] Terana[webchat]: fucked if I know.
[06:13] ProfDelvier: i am willing to devote time and effort to exploration of the hypothesis.