...the things we talk about, i swear to god.
[13:05] *** Kay has joined #shenanigans.
[13:06] keynana: KAY
[13:06] keynana: KAY I WOULD LIKE YOU TO CARESS MY LOVE LANCE
[13:06] Kai[lappy]: “It has been noted that Jenkem usage will leave a taste of sewage in the mouth lasting for several days” I’M NOT SURPRISED SOMEHOW.
[13:06] Kay: um
[13:06] Kay: where’s my $50
[13:06] keynana: kay i thought you loved me
[13:06] Kay: money is my first love
[13:06] Kay: sry3say
[13:06] keynana: :(
[13:06] * keynana is horribly alone
[13:07] ProfDelvier: key
[13:07] ProfDelvier: i
[13:07] ProfDelvier: aren’t you a ladyperson
[13:07] ProfDelvier: where the fuck are you hiding this love lance of yours
[13:07] Kay: probably in the fridge
[13:07] ProfDelvier: ew, gross
[13:07] Inkblots: Tok - what’s that on-- Choking hazzard, right?
[13:07] Inkblots: -z
[13:08] MissNat: ... there’s something really amusing about a conversation about a love lance and a choking hazzard.
[13:08] keynana: i am
[13:08] Inkblots: …hahaha.
[13:08] keynana: borrowing one
[13:08] ProfDelvier: you know they’re not actually detachable
[13:08] Kay: yeah they are
[13:08] Kay: you just need a knife
[13:09] ProfDelvier: i meant in the
[13:09] ProfDelvier: “put it back later” way
[13:09] keynana: yes it is
[13:09] Kay: …superglue?
[13:09] keynana: this one has snaps
[13:09] Kai[lappy]: Staples
[13:09] ProfDelvier: and also “detach without maiming”
[13:09] ProfDelvier: ‘snaps’.
[13:09] keynana: yeah it just snaps back on
[13:09] keynana: with snaps
[13:09] ProfDelvier: are you sure it’s not a strap on
[13:10] Inkblots: …XD
[13:10] Karra: …is it a lego set
[13:11] keynana: no it’s a real wingwong
[13:11] keynana: it’s just
[13:11] keynana: got snaps
[13:11] keynana: is all
[13:11] ProfDelvier: look
[13:11] ProfDelvier: wingwongs
[13:11] ProfDelvier: don’t have snaps.
[13:11] keynana: http://kris-wilson.deviantart.com/art/Bear-88899998
[13:11] keynana: well this one does
[13:12] ProfDelvier: well then it’s not a real wingwong
[13:12] keynana: dele
[13:12] keynana: you wanna see it
[13:12] ProfDelvier: no because it’s not real.
[13:12] Kay: key
[13:12] Kay: are you stealing lines from that guy who hangs out in the park again
[13:13] keynana: no
[13:13] keynana: just his snap-off wingwong
[13:13] Kay: ... it talks?
[13:13] keynana: no i mean i stole his snap-off wingwong
[13:13] MissNat: it’s multitalented, apparently
[13:13] Kay: oh i was hoping it talked
[13:13] keynana: well i dunno i never tried talking to it
[13:14] keynana: maybe it SINGS
[13:14] ProfDelvier: there is no such thing as a snap-off wingwong :|
[13:14] MissNat: does it weep as well?
[13:14] keynana: dele how do you KNOW
[13:14] ProfDelvier: i am an expert on theoretical wingwong physics.
[13:15] Slarti: You’re posting that line somewhere, right?