Deathly Hallows Spoilers: Dudley's Having My Baby
just mathilda (11:28:25 PM): name him
just mathilda (11:28:35 PM): ..................................................dudley.
sixtyonereasons (11:28:46 PM): ...I am going to bike to your house and kill you
just mathilda (11:28:57 PM): wow
just mathilda (11:29:00 PM): you can bike across the sea?
sixtyonereasons (11:29:01 PM): yes.
sixtyonereasons (11:29:04 PM): I'm magic.
just mathilda (11:29:04 PM): what kind of bicycles do they have in new kiwiland
sixtyonereasons (11:29:09 PM): future bicycles.
just mathilda (11:29:11 PM): oh is that why you hate dudley
sixtyonereasons (11:29:11 PM): with jetpax.
sixtyonereasons (11:29:16 PM): yes it is
just mathilda (11:29:20 PM): :(
sixtyonereasons (11:29:20 PM): he's prejudiced against me
sixtyonereasons (11:29:25 PM): I'm very bitter
just mathilda (11:29:45 PM): :( but he's having your baby
sixtyonereasons (11:29:57 PM): I want tests done.
sixtyonereasons (11:30:02 PM): it might not be mine >:(
just mathilda (11:30:05 PM): hahahahhahha
just mathilda (11:30:08 PM): dudley sleeps around
sixtyonereasons (11:30:14 PM): that man is a ho.
sixtyonereasons (11:30:22 PM): I GAVE HIM THE BEST YEARS OF MY LIFE
sixtyonereasons (11:30:27 PM): and THIS is how he repays me
just mathilda (11:30:28 PM): a TRICK HO, in fac
just mathilda (11:30:29 PM): t
just mathilda (11:30:33 PM): well
just mathilda (11:30:35 PM): it's quints
just mathilda (11:30:38 PM): there's a chance ONE is yours
sixtyonereasons (11:30:43 PM): well
sixtyonereasons (11:30:48 PM): I will test them all, and take mine
sixtyonereasons (11:30:50 PM): and never see him again
sixtyonereasons (11:30:59 PM): until all ... however many of them quints are parent trap us
just mathilda (11:31:02 PM): DON'T TAKE HIS BABY, DELE
sixtyonereasons (11:31:04 PM): and then I'll kill him
just mathilda (11:31:11 PM): hahahaah
sixtyonereasons (11:31:17 PM): ...wow. that was weird.