tagged on a meme by...somebody. who tagged me. it's been a long day.
List 8 facts and then tag people. I'm not tagging anyone, y'all can do it if you wanna do it. (You could consider that as me tagging all of you, if you wanted. DO THIS MEME. I wish to know facts about you.)
1. I once almost killed a man in a church. A cathedral, actually.
2. I was almost hit by a car on my way to church.
3. Minikilts fly up when you walk down the stairs when it's windy. Did you know that?
4. One time, my kittybro decided that it was totally appropriate to rub his furry little face all over my ass. THANKS, DC.
5. My best friend's cat answers to Fat Lesbian, thanks to me.
6. I used to be a Highland dancer, but threw a tantrum and quit because my ankles are too weak to compete.
7. I have had a bunch of different best friends, one of whom had the same name as my girlfriend. Luckily, my girlfriend isn't a huge cunt.
8. At my sister's wedding, while drunk, I smiled sweetly at my father and then stomped really hard on his foot. I consider this the best moment I've ever shared with that man.
...my life is awesome.
In other news, I saw the new Harry Potter movie today, and concluded that it was more entertaining than the book. Not that that's hard.
1. I once almost killed a man in a church. A cathedral, actually.
2. I was almost hit by a car on my way to church.
3. Minikilts fly up when you walk down the stairs when it's windy. Did you know that?
4. One time, my kittybro decided that it was totally appropriate to rub his furry little face all over my ass. THANKS, DC.
5. My best friend's cat answers to Fat Lesbian, thanks to me.
6. I used to be a Highland dancer, but threw a tantrum and quit because my ankles are too weak to compete.
7. I have had a bunch of different best friends, one of whom had the same name as my girlfriend. Luckily, my girlfriend isn't a huge cunt.
8. At my sister's wedding, while drunk, I smiled sweetly at my father and then stomped really hard on his foot. I consider this the best moment I've ever shared with that man.
...my life is awesome.
In other news, I saw the new Harry Potter movie today, and concluded that it was more entertaining than the book. Not that that's hard.