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Northwest airlines charged me a dollar for peanuts. I wish I was kidding. Like an airline doesn't have enough money to give peanuts away for free. They're fcking peanuts for christ's sake!
Everyone is Casper Wyoming says "sick" to mean cool or whatever. Example: "Oh my god mannnnn...that's SICK! That makes me laugh. Also there are people there who truly believe that they are "thugs". It's spectacular. They also say "way" to mean "very". Example: "Oh my god mannnnn...that's WAY sick!"
I got to look all badass in a tux.
Anyone want to see March of the Penguins with me? I loovvve penguins. We can smoke first of course.
I DJ'd at my half sister's wedding. It was pretty fun. Her and her husband's song was some Rod Stewart one. I forget how it goes.
I caught this grown woman stealing a magazine from me on the plane. I was sitting there in my seat with my eyes semi-shut. No one was sitting beside me...I was at a window seat. I had put a magazine and a book in that pocket that's on the chair ahead...you know, where the puke bag is...or, as they say the "motion discomfort" bag. Anyway, out of the corner of my eye I see this arm reach over and grab the magazine. At first I thought it was a kid so I was like ok, no big deal. BUT then I looked and it was an adult so I was like fck that..I mean who does that? So I wait awhile debating whether I should say something and finally I go to the woman that took it and is sitting in the seat across the aisle and in back of me and said "actually, when you're done with that magazine you can give it back to me." hahah. She was floored. All she could utter was "ah...ah...um..I thought you were asleep...oh...sorry, I didn't know it was your's." I love busting stupid people.
I got to get off the plane in Wyoming and walk down the stairs and outside instead of leaving directly into the building. I've always wanted to do that. Just like in the movies.
Again, they charged me a dollar for peanuts.
Everyone is Casper Wyoming says "sick" to mean cool or whatever. Example: "Oh my god mannnnn...that's SICK! That makes me laugh. Also there are people there who truly believe that they are "thugs". It's spectacular. They also say "way" to mean "very". Example: "Oh my god mannnnn...that's WAY sick!"
I got to look all badass in a tux.
Anyone want to see March of the Penguins with me? I loovvve penguins. We can smoke first of course.
I DJ'd at my half sister's wedding. It was pretty fun. Her and her husband's song was some Rod Stewart one. I forget how it goes.
I caught this grown woman stealing a magazine from me on the plane. I was sitting there in my seat with my eyes semi-shut. No one was sitting beside me...I was at a window seat. I had put a magazine and a book in that pocket that's on the chair ahead...you know, where the puke bag is...or, as they say the "motion discomfort" bag. Anyway, out of the corner of my eye I see this arm reach over and grab the magazine. At first I thought it was a kid so I was like ok, no big deal. BUT then I looked and it was an adult so I was like fck that..I mean who does that? So I wait awhile debating whether I should say something and finally I go to the woman that took it and is sitting in the seat across the aisle and in back of me and said "actually, when you're done with that magazine you can give it back to me." hahah. She was floored. All she could utter was "ah...ah...um..I thought you were asleep...oh...sorry, I didn't know it was your's." I love busting stupid people.
I got to get off the plane in Wyoming and walk down the stairs and outside instead of leaving directly into the building. I've always wanted to do that. Just like in the movies.
Again, they charged me a dollar for peanuts.