So, I was watching the Nostalgia Critic before bed and I saw his Tommy Wiseau Show video update thing about his review of
The Room. Then I went to sleep and I dreamed that Tommy Wiseau turned out to be an east-coast based comedian and the entire persona was an elaborate hoax.
It made a lot more sense than real life.
(If you know me well, I have probably either threatened to watch this movie with you at some point during the past year or succeeded in doing so. Maybe we are no longer friends because of this. Anyway, whole thing is still a shame, but maybe now even more people will be curious about it and the dark ranks will expand. Thanks, Critic!)