Talking About Facebook Necrophiliac-Pals
So I read this interview with a self-professed necrophiliac. This gothy middle aged chick. I realized, woah, what if she's on facebook?!
I found and added her, lickety-split! She hasn't yet updated with anything especially fascinating, well, NOT YET (trying to be optimistic). I'm not sure what weird things I'm expecting for her to proclaim, but, she does dead dudes, there must be some form of incoherent madness swimming around her thought processes, right? A freaky-deaky-fish? Prompting her to proclaim any number of interesting stuff! I'd hate to find out necrophiliacs are just people too. How boring is THAT notion??
ANYHOW, she just wrote me a little email-type-thing. "Hello Jacob. Do we know each other?" I'll have to admit me and her don't know eachother, sure, but then what will be my reason for adding her??? I'm certain there are other humorous, morbid people who've also added her simply cause of the cadaver-sex thing, and I'm betting she knows this.
Which would annoy her, No? Yes? Maybe she's especially proud of it? Maybe she fancies herself as some kind of wacky sex seer who spouts profundity from every angle/orifice? On the other hand, she might think "I'm more than just a corpse-copulator! I have FEELINGS too! I love cats, the lilacs in my back yard, board games and my vast collection of beanie babies. I'm a Scorpio, as well."
I'm too amused by the whole thing to know exactly what to write. I'd hate to have her unfriend me. It'd be a magnificently missed opportunity! I wonder if she practices poor hygiene. Once you've played the dead weenier whistle, wouldn't taking a shower every day not cross your mind too much?
I found and added her, lickety-split! She hasn't yet updated with anything especially fascinating, well, NOT YET (trying to be optimistic). I'm not sure what weird things I'm expecting for her to proclaim, but, she does dead dudes, there must be some form of incoherent madness swimming around her thought processes, right? A freaky-deaky-fish? Prompting her to proclaim any number of interesting stuff! I'd hate to find out necrophiliacs are just people too. How boring is THAT notion??
ANYHOW, she just wrote me a little email-type-thing. "Hello Jacob. Do we know each other?" I'll have to admit me and her don't know eachother, sure, but then what will be my reason for adding her??? I'm certain there are other humorous, morbid people who've also added her simply cause of the cadaver-sex thing, and I'm betting she knows this.
Which would annoy her, No? Yes? Maybe she's especially proud of it? Maybe she fancies herself as some kind of wacky sex seer who spouts profundity from every angle/orifice? On the other hand, she might think "I'm more than just a corpse-copulator! I have FEELINGS too! I love cats, the lilacs in my back yard, board games and my vast collection of beanie babies. I'm a Scorpio, as well."
I'm too amused by the whole thing to know exactly what to write. I'd hate to have her unfriend me. It'd be a magnificently missed opportunity! I wonder if she practices poor hygiene. Once you've played the dead weenier whistle, wouldn't taking a shower every day not cross your mind too much?