Sometimes my family does not appear to be all that on top of it, and I've only been home for a day.
Me: (calls registrar’s office about ordering transcript copies and spends ten minutes navigating the phone system to the automated message with the information I need)
Phone: Thank you for calling the registrar’s office. If you want to order a copy of your official transcripts, please send five dollars, along with your name, student ID number, current home address, current home phone number, address of recipient, and signature, to-
Mom: MARIKA! ARE YOU MAKING YOUR TRANSCRIPT PHONE CALLS?
Me: Augh! Yes!
Phone: - Suite 113, Seattle, Washington, 981-
Mom: MARIKA! DO YOU NEED ME TO LEND YOU MONEY?
Me: Mom, shut up!
Phone: -Have a nice day.
Mom: I CAN LEND YOU MY CREDIT CARD NUMBER IF YOU NEED IT, OR I CAN WRITE A CHECK.
Me: MOM YOU INTERRUPTED THE PHONE TELLING ME WHAT TO DO NOW I HAVE TO DO IT AGAIN.
Mom: Oh! Sorry.
Me: Claire’s got a crush on a girl in at her school and she’s trying to figure out how to tell her about it. It’s so cute!
Mom: Maybe you and Claire should get together!
Me: ...
Nat: Mom and Dad are carrying the Christmas tree inside.
Me: So why’d you lock the door behind you?
Phone: Thank you for calling the registrar’s office. If you want to order a copy of your official transcripts, please send five dollars, along with your name, student ID number, current home address, current home phone number, address of recipient, and signature, to-
Mom: MARIKA! ARE YOU MAKING YOUR TRANSCRIPT PHONE CALLS?
Me: Augh! Yes!
Phone: - Suite 113, Seattle, Washington, 981-
Mom: MARIKA! DO YOU NEED ME TO LEND YOU MONEY?
Me: Mom, shut up!
Phone: -Have a nice day.
Mom: I CAN LEND YOU MY CREDIT CARD NUMBER IF YOU NEED IT, OR I CAN WRITE A CHECK.
Me: MOM YOU INTERRUPTED THE PHONE TELLING ME WHAT TO DO NOW I HAVE TO DO IT AGAIN.
Mom: Oh! Sorry.
Me: Claire’s got a crush on a girl in at her school and she’s trying to figure out how to tell her about it. It’s so cute!
Mom: Maybe you and Claire should get together!
Me: ...
Nat: Mom and Dad are carrying the Christmas tree inside.
Me: So why’d you lock the door behind you?