"Rule number two: no fucking in the back row. Fuck in the front row so we can all watch."
Last night I lost my Rocky Horror virginity!
The theme was "horror movie villains," so I copped out and went as an Appropriately Dressed Zombie. This is my makeup, just after I finished it.
In the bathroom, my friend Ellie (dressed as a cenobite-meets-schoolgirl) struggles valiantly with her skirt zipper and her leather corset.
Our refreshingly gimmicklessly-costumed friend Heather (there's a mindfuck for me) also poses.
We met Columbia getting dressed in the bathroom. Heather showed her complete virginity by saying "Columbia! That's such a unique name!" to her.
These are the boys in our group. Toby is in the pink, dressed as Buffalo Bill. On the right, we have Dr. Caligari.
For posterity and possibly blackmail, the girls!
The Mime is a longtime fixture of Seattle's Rocky Horror scene. Ellie made out with him, so he was all over her.
We had fun with Ellie's corset.
In the theater, one of the Transsexuals warms up the audience.
This is dfgen2-related gold. I met dead ringers for Arcadio and Dio! And Arcadio was a virgin! I think they were a couple, which is even cuter.
They were very friendly.
Frank vamped the crowd a little and also nominated me for the costume contest. I didn't win, though Dio-clone did-- "For sale" is a better costume than "Appropriately Dressed Zombie," for reference.
I have to admit, I was jealous of this guy's costume. The signature that looks like "NR" on his left pectoral is mine.
A couple at the show also decided they liked the idea. The female half liked the picture so much she asked for a copy, so she wrote her e-mail on my hip.
As well as a little message.
The show started with four dancers doing acts, including one who danced to Alice Cooper's "Black Widow," which I now desperately need to own. The cast was wonderful, I adored them. They mimed what happened at the same time as the movie, which may or may not be common issue, I'm not entirely sure-- but I think my favorite was Riff. He just was awesome, very creepily sexy. And during "Toucha-Toucha-Touch Me," he ad-libbed the chorus by yelling "I want to have puppies!" That was a slightly disturbing dip into bestiality...
And yes, before any of you ask, I did participate in the loss of virginity rites-- though I only got called upon to do one, and that was the one involving whipped cream and cherries. During the show was wondrous, even though I definitely didn't know all the things I was supposed to yell out (though I did know a few). Everyone knows "Asshole" and "slut," and I picked up very quickly on things like "CASTLES DON'T HAVE PHONES, ASSHOLE" and "SLUT!" "NOT YET, GIVE HER TIME!" as well as yelling any time the criminologist appeared onscreen. I think my favorite one was "ELBOW SEX! ELBOW SEX! ELBOW SEX!", after which Ellie would scream "INCEST IS BEST, IF YOU CAN'T KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS KEEP IT IN THE FAMILY!" That confused me. I screamed "Put your brother to the test," because that's how I learned it...
I'm definitely going again, because it was just filled with too much fun energy not to. Maybe next time I won't wear high heels, because it makes it more difficult to do the time warp, and-- uh, maybe I'll wear pants. But I'm definitely going.
And, did I get compliments on my costume? Hell yes, I did. I'm surprised how much of a confidence boost walking around in underwear all night was.
The theme was "horror movie villains," so I copped out and went as an Appropriately Dressed Zombie. This is my makeup, just after I finished it.
In the bathroom, my friend Ellie (dressed as a cenobite-meets-schoolgirl) struggles valiantly with her skirt zipper and her leather corset.
Our refreshingly gimmicklessly-costumed friend Heather (there's a mindfuck for me) also poses.
We met Columbia getting dressed in the bathroom. Heather showed her complete virginity by saying "Columbia! That's such a unique name!" to her.
These are the boys in our group. Toby is in the pink, dressed as Buffalo Bill. On the right, we have Dr. Caligari.
For posterity and possibly blackmail, the girls!
The Mime is a longtime fixture of Seattle's Rocky Horror scene. Ellie made out with him, so he was all over her.
We had fun with Ellie's corset.
In the theater, one of the Transsexuals warms up the audience.
This is dfgen2-related gold. I met dead ringers for Arcadio and Dio! And Arcadio was a virgin! I think they were a couple, which is even cuter.
They were very friendly.
Frank vamped the crowd a little and also nominated me for the costume contest. I didn't win, though Dio-clone did-- "For sale" is a better costume than "Appropriately Dressed Zombie," for reference.
I have to admit, I was jealous of this guy's costume. The signature that looks like "NR" on his left pectoral is mine.
A couple at the show also decided they liked the idea. The female half liked the picture so much she asked for a copy, so she wrote her e-mail on my hip.
As well as a little message.
The show started with four dancers doing acts, including one who danced to Alice Cooper's "Black Widow," which I now desperately need to own. The cast was wonderful, I adored them. They mimed what happened at the same time as the movie, which may or may not be common issue, I'm not entirely sure-- but I think my favorite was Riff. He just was awesome, very creepily sexy. And during "Toucha-Toucha-Touch Me," he ad-libbed the chorus by yelling "I want to have puppies!" That was a slightly disturbing dip into bestiality...
And yes, before any of you ask, I did participate in the loss of virginity rites-- though I only got called upon to do one, and that was the one involving whipped cream and cherries. During the show was wondrous, even though I definitely didn't know all the things I was supposed to yell out (though I did know a few). Everyone knows "Asshole" and "slut," and I picked up very quickly on things like "CASTLES DON'T HAVE PHONES, ASSHOLE" and "SLUT!" "NOT YET, GIVE HER TIME!" as well as yelling any time the criminologist appeared onscreen. I think my favorite one was "ELBOW SEX! ELBOW SEX! ELBOW SEX!", after which Ellie would scream "INCEST IS BEST, IF YOU CAN'T KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS KEEP IT IN THE FAMILY!" That confused me. I screamed "Put your brother to the test," because that's how I learned it...
I'm definitely going again, because it was just filled with too much fun energy not to. Maybe next time I won't wear high heels, because it makes it more difficult to do the time warp, and-- uh, maybe I'll wear pants. But I'm definitely going.
And, did I get compliments on my costume? Hell yes, I did. I'm surprised how much of a confidence boost walking around in underwear all night was.