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[salophile]

I got my period during work today but was (thank God) prepared for it. I'm crampy now, but I'll take cramps over wondering why the sight of the jar of teaspoons makes me want to burst into tears, as has been per usual for the last two days.

May I now present to you the difference between my mother and my father, regarding my job.

Mom: How was your day, sweetie? Did you learn new things? So you like this job? You think you'll enjoy it? Oh, good.

Dad: When do you start getting paid?