I was unaware that it was possible to have this much phlegm in your throat and not drown. I practically sound like I'm speaking Welsh whenever I talk
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As to the phlegm, I know exactly how you feel. On the bright side, I don't taste blood anymore and I haven't been coughing today. Just blowing my brains out through my nose.
That is to say, hi, I had the random urge to actually comment on someone's journal for once. ♥
I'm trying to drown my phlegm in latte and at least it tastes better? The texture's nowhere near as awful, either. Yesterday I had some caught in my throat that refused to move up or down and it had me hacking, heaving, and nearly vomiting in a public park.
Hah. XD More people should do that. Church sin-alongs, I mean. They could all commit the heinous crime of looking at gay pornography together!
Speaking of, I finished Ciaran/Milton. At least this one's not graphic.
Mine will probably taste like hamburger in a moment when I go to lunch. Save me, I want to stay in and sleep and be fuzzy, not go to class and theatre. D:
You'd have to be at the right church, though, because most people are so much less forgiving about sin than God and you'd have to be really careful what you did in public view. I bet that's why no one does this, actually.
I know. I haven't even gotten to the bestiality yet.
That is to say, hi, I had the random urge to actually comment on someone's journal for once. ♥
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Awww, that makes me feel special. Hi. ♥
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And now I shall share with you today's Anguished English quote.
"This evening at 7PM there will be a humn-sing in the park across from the church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin."
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Hah. XD More people should do that. Church sin-alongs, I mean. They could all commit the heinous crime of looking at gay pornography together!
Speaking of, I finished Ciaran/Milton. At least this one's not graphic.
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Church sin-alongs would be fun! You can sin all you want and receive mass absolution at the end of the night.
Thank Someone. You're still a horrible person, though.
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You'd have to be at the right church, though, because most people are so much less forgiving about sin than God and you'd have to be really careful what you did in public view. I bet that's why no one does this, actually.
I know. I haven't even gotten to the bestiality yet.
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Yeah, as open as my church tends to be, I doubt they'd go for it.
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