Laundry without Mom.
Dear Dad,
I'm 5'1" and I weigh 120 pounds. The next smallest member of the family is male, 5'6", and about 200 pounds. Then there's you, at about 160 pounds and, what, 5'11", and Mom at about 5'8". If something is in a tiny size and is exceptionally small, it's mine.
Especially if it's pink.
Love,
Your darling daughter.
I'm 5'1" and I weigh 120 pounds. The next smallest member of the family is male, 5'6", and about 200 pounds. Then there's you, at about 160 pounds and, what, 5'11", and Mom at about 5'8". If something is in a tiny size and is exceptionally small, it's mine.
Especially if it's pink.
Love,
Your darling daughter.