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[salomen_jenny]

why i haven't been fired from my job for laughing out loud at my computer screen... i don't know...
this is the conversation christina and i had today over msn. she is "turn and run" and i am "This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting". i had just mentioned that i HATE someone from the accounting office at my work and that i wanted to join chris's gym to learn to kick box so i could knock the bitch out:

turn and run says:
you should take the stick-fighting class

turn and run says:
learn how to hit people with sticks

turn and run says:
then you can supplement sticks with umbrellas

turn and run says:
that's my goal

This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting. says:
HAHHAHAHAHAHHAH

turn and run says:
well, it's true. think of how practical it would be to beat the shit out of someone with an umbrella

turn and run says:
and HOW COOL would it be????

turn and run says:
oh PS, if you ever do trial class at my gym, you have to sign a waiver that you won't hold the gym responsible if you die.

turn and run says:
HAHAHAHAHA

turn and run says:
love that

i'm still in tears.