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salmon_pink

(DCU) Taxing

Aug 08, 2011 08:41

Title: Taxing

Fandom: DCU
Pairing: Dick/Tim
Rating: NC-17
Words: 1459

Notes: This fic exists because contrary_izybel is evil and challenged me to make taxes sexy.

Summary: Tim thinks he's there to do Dick's taxes. Dick has other ideas.

( Tim barely has time to register the world blurring around him before he’s spun around and tipped back over Dick’s desk. )

dcu, yaoi, fic

Comments 19

contrary_izybel August 8 2011, 14:37:36 UTC

For the record: Being evil is sexy because it leads to stuff like this.

This of course being the sexiest taxes have ever and will ever be. I...I mean there aren't even words. Just a puddle of happy melted fangirl. Damn, you're awesome.

salmon_pink August 8 2011, 15:06:45 UTC

To be fair, I could have written something about Tim, like, showing a glimpse of ankle and it still would have been sexier than plain old taxes. I feel like the bar was set pretty low, in terms of what I had to compare to.

miki_moo August 8 2011, 21:28:34 UTC

This is just what I needed this eve. Thank you!

salmon_pink August 9 2011, 00:43:39 UTC

LOL The swooning Dick icon makes this comment very special indeed! XD

iesika August 8 2011, 23:58:59 UTC

Sexy taxes indeed. XD

This was lovely! Funny and hot. This cracked me up: "Urgh, only grown-ups have accountants," ...and object insertion will pretty much always hit my buttons.

salmon_pink August 9 2011, 00:44:52 UTC

Thank you so much, glad you enjoyed. Object insertion should not be so delicious but it totally is, especially when it's happening to Tim. ♥

zolac_no_miko August 9 2011, 02:30:54 UTC

*headtilt* I distinctly don't remember my taxes ever being this fun....

Dick is a very special sparkle. And evil. In a way that is beneficial to the world at large. (But mostly Tim.)

You? High-five.

salmon_pink August 9 2011, 03:25:52 UTC

Dick is very special indeed. If his sparkle could be bottled, it could probably power Gotham for centuries.

Whoo, up top!

animegoil August 9 2011, 05:59:37 UTC

If his sparkle could be bottled, it could probably power Gotham for centuries.

I'm sorry, this sentence sort of broke my brain and made me envision Dick as this little twinkling star shining over Gotham.

I think I'll just count dick-sparkles instead of sheep tonight.

cathedral_junki August 9 2011, 19:20:38 UTC

that was hot. well done.

salmon_pink August 10 2011, 03:56:13 UTC

Thanks, glad you liked. :)