(One Piece) Offence Mechanism

[salmon_pink]

Title: Offence Mechanism

Fandom: One Piece
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji
Rating: NC-17
Words: 4122

Notes: For the Sex Pollen challenge at sanji_is_a_slut.

Summary: The fight's just warming up when they're interrupted. By a plant. Which can't bode well.

Comments

[tonko]

Holy mother of...

I love sex pollen. And I love these two fighting (I think it's all the swearing). This fic = awesome.

And I love the end too. Damn, I wish I could see "later."

[salmon_pink]

Sex pollen is a special kind of joy. :D Knowing these two, "later" would be explosive, violent and very very hot. I love those boys so hard.

[salmon_pink]

Massive points of win for appropriate icon usage! XD

[salmon_pink]

That just makes it all the more awesome! XD

[mika0021]

and I was thinking that the weather was hot.

Absolutely amazing <3.

[salmon_pink]

Zoro and Sanji are more tempestuous than any thunder storm, which is what we got hit by today. :D

[mika0021]

we had our hotest day of the year yesterday and Zoro and Sanji are way hotter than that. ;D

[salmon_pink]

True dat. XD They're supernova hot!

[dragovianknight]

Oh, gods, I do love sex pollen. Guh.

[salmon_pink]

Me too, it makes being a slash-crazed puppet master that much more fun. XD

[gladiaria_alata]

Fantabulous story as always.

But all that seems to exist in my brain is a giant question mark. >.

[salmon_pink]

??? Not a bad question mark, I hope?

[gladiaria_alata]

No, no, not a bad one. Not a confused one either. Just an ordinary question mark.

>.< Damn. Now I've gone an' confuzzled meself. Yarr.

I thinks it's fact that they notice there is something wrong and try to reject it, you don't usually see that.

On a different note, 'The Kraken' is an awesome piece of music, ain't it?

[salmon_pink]

Actually, I haven't heard that piece. I'm assuming PotC? Lovely score, but I don't, unfortunately, have the OSTs.

Random floating question marks FTW. XD