So, I thought I'd have a go at this Twitter thing. Fear not, I will not be regaling you with details of my morning commute or what I put on my cornflakes. It's worse than that.
I figured it would be (in varying degrees) challenging and amusing to try and come up with some quasi-satirical doggerel that has some bearing on that day's news. I've got to say, 140 characters is really not much! Most of my text messages are longer than that ;-)
I haven't used my own name, not in case it's crap (although no promises) but because I may get another account later in which I regale you with details of my morning commute and what I put on my cornflakes.
Anyway, here it is if you're interested:
http://twitter.com/SpiderTraitor